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[sithiche]

[ When the camera turns on, Artemis' expression is carefully neutral-- almost bored. ]

As much... joy I feel to be back here, I would have thought you could have at least cleaned up a bit. This place has just as much charm as it did the last time around. [ He punctuates that statement with a bit of a sneer, before his expression returns to its blasé state. ]

Would anyone mind filling me in on what I've missed? Sparing none of the grim and gritty details, of course.

[ There is a pause, before he adds: ]

Don't tell me those sods bombed this place again.

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[sithiche]

How magnanimous of you.

[scornful]

I'd call myself extremely magnanimous, considering the circumstances. And the subject.

[sithiche]

Modest too, I see.

[scornful]

Honest. Where I come from, false modest is a sin.

[sithiche]

Where I come from, lying is punishable by torture.

[scornful]

[ Catsovi bursts into laughter. ]

Strike that off the list of places I'd like to visit, then.

[sithiche]

Yes, I quite got that impression from you. That's why I mentioned it.

[scornful]

Ouch.

I'm a politician. I only lie as much as the job description requires.

[sithiche]

Mm, well as long as you keep your lies to false promises to your constituents and refutations of which interns you may or may not have fucked, I suppose I don't take issue.

[scornful]

Oh, good. That'll work out splendidly, then.

For the record, it most certainly was not ninety percent of the male interns.

[sithiche]

You're a busy man, I take it.

[scornful]

Extremely. So many interns, so little time.

Not here, of course. I've got my hands full with some decidedly less exciting business here.

[sithiche]

Oh? Don't tell me you're running for mayor.