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[ When the camera turns on, Artemis' expression is carefully neutral-- almost bored. ]

As much... joy I feel to be back here, I would have thought you could have at least cleaned up a bit. This place has just as much charm as it did the last time around. [ He punctuates that statement with a bit of a sneer, before his expression returns to its blasé state. ]

Would anyone mind filling me in on what I've missed? Sparing none of the grim and gritty details, of course.

[ There is a pause, before he adds: ]

Don't tell me those sods bombed this place again.

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[sithiche]

Be careful, love, someone might mistake you for possessing enthusiasm.

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I certainly possess it, I am not devoid of feeling.

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[ He chuckles. ]

Of course not. But you're hardly the spritely sort.

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Spritely? What do you mean by that?

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Meaning that I can sleep safely knowing that you are not going to run off and join the Exsilium State Cheer Squad.

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Exsilium is not a state.

[ what. ]

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Well. No. My point stands.

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What is a cheer squad? Your point stands on nothing.

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Fuckin' cheerleaders. You know. With miniskirts and pom poms.

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The groups of girls in movies?

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Yeah, I guess so. Sometimes they keep guys around to throw them up in the air.

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What on earth for?

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I don't know. So they can do flips and shit.

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That does not make any sense. Is this for entertainment? How do you know about these things?

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I watch a lot of telly. It's not like I'm lacking on free time.

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Is that a jab at me?

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What. No. I have to do something while you sleep.

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You watch movies with groups of girls jumping in them?

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Sometimes. I guess.

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I don't understand why you would do that deliberately.

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I get bored.

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Now that is a jab at me.

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I already said that it's while you're sleeping.

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We ought to change your sleeping schedule, so that you don't rot your mind with drivel.

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I don't think I could sleep that long even if I tried. Especially now that it's summer...