sithiche: (𝟸𝟻 ❧ and you see what’s in view)
ARTEMIS RATCLIFF ([personal profile] sithiche) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-07-03 04:23 pm

ceathair ☘ video

[ When the camera turns on, Artemis' expression is carefully neutral-- almost bored. ]

As much... joy I feel to be back here, I would have thought you could have at least cleaned up a bit. This place has just as much charm as it did the last time around. [ He punctuates that statement with a bit of a sneer, before his expression returns to its blasé state. ]

Would anyone mind filling me in on what I've missed? Sparing none of the grim and gritty details, of course.

[ There is a pause, before he adds: ]

Don't tell me those sods bombed this place again.
scornful: THIS HAS BEEN A BAD WEEK. (I WAS ALMOST CAUGHT AT A FEDERAL EXPRESS)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-07-16 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
A wild hunch. Your coloring. My goodness, I didn't even notice the ears.

[ Yeah, it was the ears. ]

Your roommate, eh? How blessed you must feel.
scornful: THIS HAS BEEN A BAD WEEK. (THERE'S NO USE IN DENYING IT:)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-07-16 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
He does have that going for him. I've never had a better fruit tart.

I haven't dropped by in a while. [ Yes he has, Cat's last visit was like, four days ago. ] Perhaps I'll see you next time I visit, hm?
scornful: CONSTANTLY RETURNS TO ME (ISOLATED FARMHOUSE)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-07-18 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Without messing a beat: ] Not exactly the word I would choose.

[ Then Cat laughs. ]

Yes. I suppose we are. I call him a friend, in any case.
scornful: THIS HAS BEEN A BAD WEEK. (THE OFFICE.)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-07-20 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I was certainly not under the impression that he had many. Fortunately for him, I'm very tolerant of obnoxious behavior, and I can appreciate him for the absolute saint that he is underneath.
scornful: THIS HAS BEEN A BAD WEEK. (TO ARRANGE AN INTERVIEW.)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-07-23 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'd call myself extremely magnanimous, considering the circumstances. And the subject.
scornful: CONSTANTLY RETURNS TO ME (ISOLATED FARMHOUSE)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-07-26 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Honest. Where I come from, false modest is a sin.
scornful: THIS HAS BEEN A BAD WEEK. (I WAS ALMOST CAUGHT AT A FEDERAL EXPRESS)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-07-28 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Catsovi bursts into laughter. ]

Strike that off the list of places I'd like to visit, then.
scornful: THIS HAS BEEN A BAD WEEK. (CASTELLINI COTTON NAPKINS)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-07-30 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ouch.

I'm a politician. I only lie as much as the job description requires.
scornful: THIS HAS BEEN A BAD WEEK. (I WAS ALMOST CAUGHT AT A FEDERAL EXPRESS)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-08-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, good. That'll work out splendidly, then.

For the record, it most certainly was not ninety percent of the male interns.
scornful: THAT DISAPPEARED ABOARD A YACHT LAST MARCH (THE REMAINS OF THREE BODIES)

[personal profile] scornful 2013-08-06 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Extremely. So many interns, so little time.

Not here, of course. I've got my hands full with some decidedly less exciting business here.