[video]

[thats_brutal]

[The video cuts on to show a large man with long black hair leaning FAR too close to the camera, squinting as he tries to figure out the strange device. He can deal with his Deth-iPhone but this? This shit is fucking confusing]

Is this thing on? I don’t think this is on. What. How is this even supposed to… I don’t think this is working. [There are a few beeps as he hits a few buttons] Hellooooo? Is this even on? I don’t know how this fucking thing works. This is… [mutters] Stupid fucking tablet

[He sighs heavily, the breath seems to go on forever before he hits another button]

What does that blinking light mean? Is it… oh. It’s on.

[He clears his throat. He’s got some Very Important things to say after all]

Hi this is Nathan. [pause] Nathan Explosion. [pause] From Dethklok. [He pauses, waiting for people to react the way they normally do. You know. Scream. Cry. Kill themselves. Chicks ripping off their clothes and throwing themselves at him. The usual.

When that doesn't happen he squints at it again]

No really is this thing even fucking on?

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[thats_brutal]

[He drops his voice into almost a growl, clenching his fist and staring darkly at the camera. Hey did the lights behind him actually dim a little when he did that? Must be your imagination]

Metal

[5055034455]

[Saul knows what he means.

But.]

Oh, wow! You're a smith? I've always wanted to meet a smith. Can you make like, swords and shit?

[thats_brutal]

[He narrows his eyes, glaring at the guy and snarling]

Death Metal. It's music, fucktard.

[5055034455]

Music?

I thought that was the sound of... I dunno, shrieking babies on airplanes and rusty nails against chalkboards with some electric guitar and drums thrown in.

[thats_brutal]

[He snorts]

You've probably only heard half-assed shit that passes for metal.

[5055034455]

Ah, well. Maybe someday I can hear your not-half-assed metal.

[thats_brutal]

[He smirks]

You can't handle it.