[video]

[thats_brutal]

[The video cuts on to show a large man with long black hair leaning FAR too close to the camera, squinting as he tries to figure out the strange device. He can deal with his Deth-iPhone but this? This shit is fucking confusing]

Is this thing on? I don’t think this is on. What. How is this even supposed to… I don’t think this is working. [There are a few beeps as he hits a few buttons] Hellooooo? Is this even on? I don’t know how this fucking thing works. This is… [mutters] Stupid fucking tablet

[He sighs heavily, the breath seems to go on forever before he hits another button]

What does that blinking light mean? Is it… oh. It’s on.

[He clears his throat. He’s got some Very Important things to say after all]

Hi this is Nathan. [pause] Nathan Explosion. [pause] From Dethklok. [He pauses, waiting for people to react the way they normally do. You know. Scream. Cry. Kill themselves. Chicks ripping off their clothes and throwing themselves at him. The usual.

When that doesn't happen he squints at it again]

No really is this thing even fucking on?

Comments

[Video]

[thats_brutal]

[Hey don't knock dating a chick in a coma. She was his best girlfriend ever! ... until she cheated on him.]

Well yeah I know I'm interesting. I'm Nathan Explosion!

[... that's not what she meant, Nathan.]

[Video]

[feel_nevermore]

[Also known as Nathan I-don't-understand-sarcasm Explosion, apparently.]

...If you really are that famous back home, then your manager must be very skilled.

[thats_brutal]

[... accurate. He pauses slightly]

Yeah, uh, Charles is pretty good I guess. [Which is about as close to a compliment as he's gonna get.]

[feel_nevermore]

Probably underpaid too.

[thats_brutal]

[He snorts]

He's not fucking underpaid. If anything he's overpaid.