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☼ 004 [video]

[See Axel. See Axel looking puzzled. See Axel looking puzzled with a very small cat sitting neatly on his shoulder, mesmerized by this strange device in Axel's hands.]

So this happened. [He shrugs the shoulder that is not a cat perch.] I was near the ruins and... Well, she followed me home, you might say. As in she staged a hostile takeover of my hoodie pocket.

[He looks a little uncomfortable. Watch out, Axel, your squishy side might be showing.]

I think she's still too small to take care of herself, you know? So... [Fidget fidget. The little cat blinks at the screen, then turns to look at Axel and impulsively bonks her head against his jaw. Great. Cat, you're not helping that squishy side showing thing at all.] I've never had a cat before.

[Translation: HALP?]

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Ahah...sounds more confusing to me than anything. I mean, I guess I can get white being healing stuff since light is the most common element for those kind of spells. The rest? Not so much.

I guess maybe it is: my life's mission is to overcomplicate everything as much as possible.

Really? Wow. What a dastardly fiend you are.

Damn, you have learned the dark secret of my true nature. Now you must die.

Aw man. But I don't want to die an overly-complicated death!

Really? You'd rather die a boring humdrum ordinary kind of death? No one remembers the guy who dies in his sleep, you know.

I know, but I rather not be remembered as the guy they found in three different fridges either. That's a sucky way to be immortalized.

All right, okay, fine, ruin all my fun.

Sorry. Think of it as saving you a whole trip across the hall.

You could just come over for dinner one night or something. That'd be two birds with one stone: saves me a trip and my cooking might just kill you.

Hmmm, doesn't Sheena do all the cooking over there? She might suspect something if you volunteer.

Nah, we trade off. Come by on a Thursday and it'll prolly be my turn.

[He's stopped trying to keep from snickering throughout this. TRUE FRIENDS JOKE ABOUT HOMICIDE AMIRITE??]

[TRUE FRIENDS TOTALLY DO. And he sounds pretty amused himself]

Ohhh.

Well, if it's on a Thursday that makes it different. Maybe dying could get me out of one of that crappy Friday night shift at work.

Well, I mean, if you just wanna get out of a shift, I'd be happy to like set your shirt on fire or something. I could do that anytime, really.

[He's kinda serious. But really, there's got to be a better way to schlep work.]

Ahahah....I'll take the death by food poisoning thanks. Then I don't have to replace a shirt later.

[Laughter and amusement. He doesn't get to joke like this too often--Roxas and Xion never quite got the hang of jokes, after all, and Riku tends to get flustered (which is a whole other barrel of fun).]

Tell you what: since I find you so very entertaining I will let you live so long as you swear to keep my secret. And continue being entertaining. Deal?

A deal huh?

Well- alright. I will take your secret to the grave, whenever I get back to it anyway.

[... Now that's an odd comment. He squints a bit, though he knows Kaneis can't see it.]

Hey now, wait a second, you're not a zombie.

Are you?

[Perhaps it takes one to know one?]

Hey hey hey, now. Did I look like I was rotting or craving brains?

[RUDE AXEL, RUDE]

You're the one who said when you got back to your grave, not me! Maybe you just have a really good make-up artist and are a vegan! I'm not really up to date on my zombie culture, okay?

[he snorts]

I was resurrected, not reanimated. Definitely not a zombie. So you can rest easy.

Edited 2013-07-03 01:37 (UTC)

Resu-- Seriously? [He just sounds impressed, not alarmed.] Wow, uh. Con... gratulations? [He's really not sure what to say about that.]

Yeah, seriously. Didn't know the Initiative did that?

[he's...so ignoring that congratulation because REALLY ITS COMPLICATED]

No, I did--happened to my other roommate, too, actually. Still kind of amazing, though.

Er... didn't mean to bring up an awkward subject or anything. You know I was just kidding about the killing you thing, right?

Riku, right?

[Dryly] Oh no, I'm nearly in tears from some murder jokes. How could you.

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