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Pascal ([personal profile] pride_of_amarcia) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-06-27 10:53 pm

[[Audio Post]] [[Joint Post With Cheria]] [[Poor Cheria]]

Okay, Cheria, don't worry about a thing! I've got this, everything's going to be just great until we can get your eyes all... Eye-ing again!

Um-- Pascal, I'm not so sure about this... I think I can do it on my own! ...Maybe...

Nuh-uh! I'm not letting you near the stove until you can read the dials. None of us want you on fire, you know!

T-then I'll just make a sandwich! I'm sure I can do that at least, right? If this is permanent I'm going to have to learn how to do this kind of stuff on my own again.

Don't think like that, Cheria. I'm sure this is temporary until we can get you all cured up or you sleep it all off! I mean, if they can revive the dead, fixing eyes has gotta be somewhere in the picture right?

[There's a short sigh and silence for a minute or two before Cheria speaks again.] I know that... But it's good to be prepared for anything, you know? I'm glad everyone wants to help out so much but I still want to be able to do stuff too.

No buts, Cheria! I'm going to make sure you're safely resting this off in bed, and that means I'm going to do the cooking! Now where are those bananas...

No, really, Pascal. You don't have to do all of this! And-- hold on a second, just what kind of meal are you planning to make!? Bananas aren't a proper diet!

Bah! I live off of 'em! What's good for the goose is good for the panda, right?

What?? That isn't how that goes, Pascal. Seriously just- I can cook for myself today!

Cheria? No. Seriously. I've got this. We'll start with a pie, those aren't too hard to make.

...Have you ever made a pie before?

Nope! But I've got notes!

It's not just as simple as that! Pascal? Pascal!

Mix the salt in with the... Wait, why do you need salt? We can drop that, right?

No, you can't!! Pascal, just make me a sandwich if you want to help!

But I can totally do better!

((Red is Pascal and Purple is Cheria. Comments may be responded to by either or both.))

(Aidan is unhelpful!)

[personal profile] cowardwithoutfear 2013-06-29 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not, I mean, it's an everyday thing around here right?

[Guess who comes from a world where people basically never cook.]
Edited 2013-06-29 10:34 (UTC)

Re: (Aidan is unhelpful!)

[personal profile] cowardwithoutfear 2013-06-29 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aidan shrugs.]

About the weirdest fear I've ever encountered.

(Because clearly Pascal and Aidan are perfect examples of Normality)

[personal profile] cowardwithoutfear 2013-06-30 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, odd.

I hope your friend's eyesight gets better though.