004 ♐ text : Fail to screw in lightbulbs.

[musclebeast]

D --> Are there STRONGER light bulbs somewhere in this e%ecrable place
D --> These terrible orbs of shattering pain are e%temely insufficient
D --> Or perhaps just, assistance with getting these into their sockets might be enough

Comments

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[musclebeast]

Well. [Gosh...]

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[biwinning]

I'm athking a quethtion, not athking for a repetition.

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[musclebeast]

I am perhaps mildly interested in this apparent begging.

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[biwinning]

"Apparent."

Yeth, it happened, no, I have no way of proving it, but if you really want to know how it went, you can jutht get on your kneesth now and I'll play along.

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[musclebeast]

I can wh-

Oh my god. [His jaw tightens, swallowing the rather large amount of saliva that had been collecting in his mouth. He shrinks a little, his body actually considering getting down on the floor just as he hears that, but of course he doesn't. That'd be perverse!]

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[biwinning]

You want to. I know you want to. Tho jutht do it.

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[musclebeast]

[He twitches, feeling sweat drip down his arms and his jaw cranks back, making powder of his teeth as he stares wide eyed at the other troll.]

I- want to I, I should just-

I, I, -NO! That is, wretched, it's, it's disgusting! [He snarls, his breathing heavy.] Oh my god, fuck, I- I need a towel.

[His hands clench, sending a chill through him when pressure is applied to his wounds.]

Excuse me, I, oh fiddlesticks, excuse my terrible language.

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[biwinning]

You're excuthed.

[Although, that reaction, it sends a bit of a chill through him too.]

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[musclebeast]

I don't need you to excuse me! I excused me!

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[biwinning]

Thorry, I couldn't hear that over the thound of you thwearing.

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[musclebeast]

IT WAS NOT THAT LOUD. I AM NOT BEING LOUD!

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[biwinning]

You're shouting. That'th being loud.

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[musclebeast]

I am NOT SHOUTING. OR BEING LOUD!!

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[biwinning]

[WHISPERING:]

Really?

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[musclebeast]

REA- r-really...

Wh-what...

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[biwinning]

...


Ehehehehe. You're tho eathily confuthed, it'th adorable in that "thtupid barkbeatht" kind of way.

[Action] 1/?

[musclebeast]

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[musclebeast]

[No.]

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[musclebeast]

[NO.]

[Action] Fin~

[musclebeast]

[DESK -> SOLLUX.]

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[biwinning]

[WOW OW OK.

He doesn't have much of a chance to block besides his own arms up in front of his face, and a slight psychic barrier, but not enough to keep it from hitting him. And definitely not enough to keep it from pushing him back, feet skidding on the ground, before he falls on his ass, the desk falling on top of him.

Are you happy now, Equius?]