004 ♐ text : Fail to screw in lightbulbs.

[musclebeast]

D --> Are there STRONGER light bulbs somewhere in this e%ecrable place
D --> These terrible orbs of shattering pain are e%temely insufficient
D --> Or perhaps just, assistance with getting these into their sockets might be enough

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

they dont just do that by their owwn accord yknoww
it isnt a thing that can just HAPPEN
wwhat the fuck

[musclebeast]

D --> I know
D --> Why would I not know that
D --> I need to focus on getting them back in their places right now though

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhy do you evven need light anywway
dont tell me you got some kinda human adapting thing goin on here
i bet you stay up wwhen the sun is out an sleep wwhen its night too
fuck

[musclebeast]

D --> I have visitors unlike you
D --> And I have grown accustomed to artificial light, which is e%ceptionally different from the sun you idiot

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[caligulas_aquarium]

HEY i TOTALLY got vvisitors ok
ill havve you knoww both nep AND fef came to vvisit me not that long ag

[biwinning]

2aw that typo btw.
doubled ii'2 your new thiing now?

[caligulas_aquarium]

i got my owwn quirk thank you vvery much an its ten times better than your stupid double i thing
so obvviously not

[biwinning]

iif you 2ay 2o.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you evven acknowwledged it as a fuckin typo
WWHY wwould you assume it wwas anythin else seriously

[biwinning]

iit'2 called A JOKE.
ii am platoniically tauntiing you out of boredom.
FUCK nevermiind.

[caligulas_aquarium]

pretty terrible joke if you ask me
just makes you look like a fuckin retard

[biwinning]

ii 2aiid nevermiind.
pretty 2ure the retarded one ii2 you iif you don't know when two drop iit.

[caligulas_aquarium]

funny thing about that sol i dont remember wwhen i suddenly started doin as you say
so i dont think i wwill

[biwinning]

riight.
becau2e goiing the "fuck everyone el2e my way ii2 be2t" route ha2 worked out for you 2o well 2o far.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell its not like i evver had any other choice so may as wwell just stick wwith wwhat i knoww
evven if its unreliable as fuck cause its all i ever had

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Okay, even Eridan knows how stupid this is.

But let's face it, the only other troll here is Sollux. Equius is the lesser of two evils.]

by the wway uh
did you notice almost evveryone left
its just you me an sol noww apparently

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[musclebeast]

[Sorry, Equius is oblivious sometimes, whoops.]

D --> Oh
D --> Yes, I have noticed
D --> It's e%tremely unfortunate, in more ways than one

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[caligulas_aquarium]

its wweird isnt it
i mean
it honestly feels like it wwas just yesterday the condesce showwed up an evveryone wwas freakin out
kar had his memo about howw evveryone wwas stupid for talkin to her or somethin
all this split loyalties shit an accusations about wwhos betrayin wwho an noww theyre gone already

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[musclebeast]

D --> This place is e%cessively fickle it seems
D --> I appreciate the departure of Her Imperial Condescension, but I could do without certain other e%its

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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell no she totally should a stayed it wwas pretty awwesome havvin another seadwweller around

[okay he's lying he was terrified same as everyone else but pride!!]

anywway uh
out a curiosity
if shed said hey blueblood go kill your moirail wwhat wwould you a done

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[musclebeast]

D --> I'd prefer the princess
D --> Oh
D --> I wouldn't do it
D --> I suppose

D --> I couldn't

D --> Why

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[caligulas_aquarium]

oh
i guess
i dunno the main reason fef wwas so pissed at me before she left is she figured i was takin the empresses side ovver her
i mean in that if the condesce told me to kill her id do it cause a the wwhole vveil scenario kinda wway

but i guess i had my doubts really

not sure if i could a done it
only asked you since wwe wwere pretty much the only twwo out a evveryone wwho wwere showwin any sorts a loyalty towwards her
not like askin really done anythin for me i guess
not evven comfortin to knoww you feel that wway
i just
i dont evven knoww its not like im about to ask SOL or somethin that bastard wwouldnt get it

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[musclebeast]

D -->
D --> I understand why you asked me
D --> The Condesce's presence here was both terrifying and fantastic, but it did cause some unnecessary drama
D --> To be e%pected with someone as important as her

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[caligulas_aquarium]

its just fef doesnt get it yknoww wwe cant all afford to step out a line
shes the heiress she can do wwhatevver the fuck she likes a course she has a chance a succeedin that position one day
top a the spectrum an all that
but its harder wwhen youre fuckin raised to basically think theres this one troll an youre basically doin evverythin in your cycle for her shes the empress an shes the most important troll evver
its not exactly an easy mindset to break
an she just didnt get it an it made it really hard to explain evverythin so she just ended up assumin

wwell
things

its hard eq
its hard tryin a stick wwith your ideals an your friends at the same time an noone understands

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[musclebeast]

D --> The Princess has many responsibilities, all of which are always important because of who she is
D --> I suggest you suck it up and stop wining
D --> Not everything will go your way
D --> They are to go the way of whomever is above us according to our castes, as it's always been