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[theparasite]

[forward-date to around 3 or 4am 6/13. poster ID for this tablet is MARTIN DARKOV, but this is not the Martin you are looking for. here is a pretty face for you.

actually, no. this was a pretty face, but there is a lot of ugly going on here. scabs and grooved flesh all along the right side...eye nearly swollen shut.

this gal's brow is furrowed, straining, contradicting the lazy smile it wears.

slow, methodical, yet wavering after each letter:]

D. A. R. [swallow. a wider smile and a shakier voice.] K. O. V.

[it blinks a few times; there's a couple tears trailing from behind the monocle.]

Oh. Sh. Shh.

We solved a mystery.

Comments

[scornful]

Hm. I don't understand.

When did he die?

[theparasite]

"When...did...he...die..." [reading them aloud, slowly, bored. LOUD SIGH.

it paws at the screen.]

How. Howwww is it only words with you?

[scornful]

I don't feel like talking.

[theparasite]

[LONGER, LOUDER, MORE ANNOYING SIGH.

and then it pops something new in its mouth and gets to crunching again, nasally sounds in-between bites.]

Mmroh, nooohh...I don't– [smack.] Know how to do that...

[scornful]

What. Type?

[theparasite]

Uh-unh. [smack.] I just get words. And then some silly yelling. Little people in a square. [ha. swallow.]

I wanna do it, too.

[scornful]

[ UGH WHAT!!! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!!! ]

you're not making any sense. I am feeling far too sick for this; goodbye.

[theparasite]

Goodbye? Noooo, no! That's boring! Speak up!