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Hey, Transports-ya.

[Seated with an expression of amusement, Law settled back after turning on his comm and sitting aside from it. He was seated in a small looking little office, juggling a human head in one hand. The young man whose head it was, with brown hair and blue eyes and a load of sedated confusion in his eyes--looked around pensively once in awhile, wincing whenever his head landed and touched Law's palm.

Law didn't seem at all phased by this. In reality, he was treating the man for alcohol poisoning and separated his head from his body in the middle of it, but he had no etiquette when it came to delivering this message. Rather, he just enjoyed himself in the middle of the procedure. The young native man didn't utter a complaint at all, but one could tell this was completely surreal to him. On top of that--the spot where his head was clearly disconnected from his absent body was blackened and doing nothing to bleed. No one could even see blood vessels, bone or muscles through the black lining on his neck.]

I'm in the middle of waiting on something, so I figured I'd make use of this thing to kill a little boredom of mine. Let's talk.

So, just so I can get the gist of what it is I'm dealing with at the moment: How many people have you killed? Can you even remember the numbers anymore?

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It's an ability I have.

[Pinning the man's head to the wall, Law shifted his eyes aside, off-screen.]

When someone's being too violent, typically this is one of the easiest ways to restrain them.

Yeah. Okay. Sure. Cool. Can you fix him.

Maybe.

[Law raised his left hand, twirling his fingers around openly. Just above his hand, there floated a little misty cloud, tinted red with bubbles of alcohol in it. The cloud continued hovering and briefly, Law passed his hand over the man's face. More of that mist came out of his nose, joining the rest.]

With a blood-alcohol level closing in on .35%, a small guy like him being conscious is surprising enough.

Yeah. Really surprising.

So, hey, thought. How about you reattach his fucking head and take him to the fucking hospital?

I'm not taking suggestions or anything. If you'd like to interfere, feel free.

Otherwise, I'm content to kill time with this.

[And a moment passes, and then she sits back in her chair, gives a sour little smile, and says after a moment:]

Yeah. Sure.

What a pain. This is all a bit too predictable.

Here I was, hoping for at least a little variation.

Yeah. You're bouncing a fucking head around like you're about to play sports with it. You didn't think maybe people would comment on that?

The same thing every time, though? You'd think different genetics and experiences would lead to a little more blending in the final results.

Same thing every fucking time, friend. You want something different, put his head back on. We'll have a more creative chat then.

Sounds like you're giving yourself credit.

Credit for what.

That you seem to find yourself creative.

Yeah. I'm creative. I'm fucking scads of creativity right here. You'd have gotten to see it if you hadn't fucked it up.

Well, now. It's a shame you're not doling out threats openly, but I can't say I'm too disappointed by your attitude.

Yeah? You want the attitude? There's plenty more where that comes from.

If that's all you've got, it'll be problematic for me.

Of course it's not all I've got. You're just not getting what I do have, because you haven't earned it. Are you stupid?

You can call me whatever you want. It's not like I could interfere at the moment. It's just boring this way and I'm already dreading this sort of vacation.

What fucking vacation?

This place. So far as I know, it's a pretty relaxing place to be.

If the action is as minimal as that war I've heard about, then I'm likely going to be shooting the breeze more often than I'd prefer.

Okay. So you're new here?

Let's not make small-talk, miss. You're liable to get bothered.

Oh, hardly. It takes lots to bother me.

Toying with human life doesn't ping you that much, then?

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