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[ the name attached to this account, and thus with all applicable comments within this entry, reads Haruka Takahashi, as usual.
for those of you just joining us at home, some info. ]

If you're only interested in useful posts, you can skip the rest of this. I'm only out to waste the time of those who want it wasted, today.
For anyone else, color me curious.

Water, Wind, Light, Flame, Earth, or Darkness.

Pick one, please.

To clarify, "light" doesn't mean good and "darkness" doesn't mean evil, or bad. Or vice versa; there's no moral alignment to any of them.
And I didn't "skip heart", so don't bother bringing that up.

[ tetchy. ]

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Maybe not useless, but irritating? All stuck in one building, sharing apartments with weirdos... Pretty soon you'll know more than you want to know about 'em, just wait.

Oh, definitely, But that's part of the whole miserable package.

Only if you stick to living with 'em. Ain't too hard to fix that little problem.

Are you suggesting moving out, or disposing of said weirdo roommates?

Well now, that depends. The weirdo roommates incompetent enough to be easy marks? Then a one-person home is just two bodies in the pig sty away!

Well, everyone has a weakness, but I can't say I know where I'd find a pigsty in this kind of town.

What, this place got no pigs, too? Figured everywhere had pigs. They can survive off of anything, you know?

I couldn't tell you, one way or the other. I can't say I've looked.

Yeah, well, if you ever do, keep the place in mind. Those little shits will eat any and everything you might wanna get rid of.

[ These are the best lessons to impart to the youth of today, yes. ]

I'll remember that. Thank you.

[ Actually... sincere... no this is great advice, you never know when you need to get rid of shit. ]

Haha. [ Her laugh is bit on the cackling side there. ] You're very welcome.

[ Oh good, she's helping. She hadn't meant to, but it's her favorite sort of advice, so, yes, excellent. ]

However, if people start disappearing, and all anyone can find are human teeth in a pig pen, you'll be my first suspect. I hope you'll forgive me for that.

Yeah? Well then I guess I'll just have to eat 'em up myself instead. Can't have people nosing around pig pens now that you know.

Have you ever eaten a human before?

Probably. You never really know what kind of meat goes into the stew up in Winter's mountains...

Is that the season, a region, or someone's name? Your Winter, I mean.

All three, eeheehee. [ But for this specific case, she adds: ] But I mean the area.

If you don't mind me asking, what was it like?

I like hearing about all the different places people know, or came from.

[ That... gets a pause. Joking around is one thing, but an honest recounting of, well, anything? From that place? ]

Yeah, I do mind. It ain't all that interesting in any case.

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