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[heartsink]

[ the name attached to this account, and thus with all applicable comments within this entry, reads Haruka Takahashi, as usual.
for those of you just joining us at home, some info. ]

If you're only interested in useful posts, you can skip the rest of this. I'm only out to waste the time of those who want it wasted, today.
For anyone else, color me curious.

Water, Wind, Light, Flame, Earth, or Darkness.

Pick one, please.

To clarify, "light" doesn't mean good and "darkness" doesn't mean evil, or bad. Or vice versa; there's no moral alignment to any of them.
And I didn't "skip heart", so don't bother bringing that up.

[ tetchy. ]

Comments

[heartsink]

Who said I loved them? That's a little forward, don't you think?

[legal_eagle]

Getting a little defensive, aren't you? It's okay, we're all friends here.

[heartsink]

Ha ha ha ha ha.

You must be new.

[ yes, she went through all the effort of typing out laughter
when not actually laughing. ]

[legal_eagle]

But I feel so welcomed, it's like I've been here ages. Sofiya Karimov.

[heartsink]

Haruka Takahashi.

[legal_eagle]

So why the idiotic questions?

[heartsink]

I'm bored, and I wanted to waste some time that want solely mine.

[legal_eagle]

Why? Why time wasting, not why boredom.

wow that should have been "wasn't" instead of "want" up there

[heartsink]

Because that's all it is, here.

That makes sense

[legal_eagle]

OK. But why waste our time?

[heartsink]

There are always people who want to waste time.

Yourself included, it seems.

[legal_eagle]

Not at all! I'm doing valuable research.

[heartsink]

On?

[legal_eagle]

Who's useful, who isn't

[heartsink]

And I'm sure I fall neatly under "isn't," is that right?

[legal_eagle]

The opposite, actually.

[heartsink]

Ha, ha. Either your conclusions need work, or your definitions do.

[legal_eagle]

You know, when you write out "ha, ha" it doesn't look remotely convincing. Piece of advice from me to you. If you feel uncomfortable, skip it; it just illustrates your emotional weakness.

[heartsink]

It isn't supposed to look convincing. That was the point.

[legal_eagle]

Ohhhh, I seeeee. So you were looking for a bit of pity? Is that it?

[heartsink]

Okay, it's pretty clear now. You're picking the least possible answers intentionally, aren't you?

I mean, it seems pretty unlikely, for any one person to be this consistently wrong.

[legal_eagle]

Sweetie, you're going on about being worthless to a complete fucking stranger. You're fishing for pity.

[heartsink]

No, no, I said I wasn't *useful* to a complete stranger. If you can't tell the difference, you're pretty hopeless.

[legal_eagle]

The difference is semantic, hon.

[heartsink]

The difference is essential. And you can knock it off with the pet names, too. Gives you a real serial killer vibe, and not even the interesting kind.