The one with gross people; voice

[lar]

[ Someone sounds slightly irritated. ]

I just love getting cough in the morning. Three people already have greeted me in such a great way.

Seriously I didn't know people forgot about napkins in the future. Dreadful business.

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[voice]

[medicating]

Better get yourself some vitamin c and cover your nose and mouth when you go out, if other idiots won't.

[voice]

[lar]

So...lemons? Or was that vitamin D?

I can't get enough sunlight here. Help me doc!

[voice]

[medicating]

Lemons are good. Oranges too. Berries, melons, hell, even peppers have a lot of vitamin c.

[voice]

[lar]

That was sarcasm, I haven't been sick in years.

[voice]

[medicating]

And now I've just ensured you won't be for many more. If you wanna be sarcastic about your health, don't do it in front of a doctor.

[voice]

[lar]

Wait, so you're like, a real doctor? Crappy handwriting and everything?

[ This is all relevant, yes. ]

[voice]

[medicating]

Yes.

[Eye roll.]

Why do you think I was dispelling medical advice?

[voice]

[lar]

Because people do that, you know? The also self medicate and what not.

[voice]

[medicating]

Those people are idiots.

[voice]

[lar]

You tell them doc!

But yeah, what's with the coughing and stuff?

[voice]

[medicating]

Haven't a clue. When someone inevitably comes to the clinic coughing up a lung, I'll take a sample for analysis.

[voice]

[lar]

Wear a mask or something, just in case.

[voice]

[medicating]

[Gee, thank you for that vast insight, kid. He struggles not to roll his eyes.]

That was the plan.

[voice]

[lar]

You're a pretty smart guy, doc.

[ The sass, feel it. ]

[voice]

[medicating]

That's what the medical degree on my wall back home says.

[voice]

[lar]

I've met some pretty dub doctors though.

[voice]

[medicating]

Well lucky for you, I'm not one of them.

[voice] spelling why

[lar]

Didn't say you were!

But yeah, let me know if you find something about it?

[voice] it's okay if she knows doctors who dubstep. :3

[medicating]

I'll try to. Depends on if I get a sample first.

[perdre]

Must be something going around.

[lar]

Snot is going around.

[perdre]

Time of the year, maybe?

[Even if this... is not exactly a place where Spring can manifest in all its glory.]

[lar]

I can't honestly believe they have seasons in this place though.

[perdre]

I guess it must be hard to see them. Everything just looks gray all the time.

[lar]

I'm starting to think that probably a lot of people here are kind of depressed all the time. Because gray and wet.

[perdre]

And that made them sick?

[lar]

Sometimes? But I'm not saying this is that. I do wonder if people get sick a lot around here.

[perdre]

I guess it makes sense. I never really noticed it before.

[lar]

Then this might be something else.

As if this place wasn't weird enough.

[perdre]

[a pause.]

Like what?

[lar]

Crazy alien flu virus!

[perdre]

Just what we needed.

[flarp]

Hey, don't you be getting sick! I don't want to have to take care of you.

[lar]

Aw, you care!

[flarp]

I don't want my crew to die is all!

[lar]

I'm touched.

But don't worry, we and dying don't mix at all.

[flarp]

Excellent, you're the most capable first mate I could have asked for! There's nothing worse than your crew kicking the big one on you. I'm expecting you to totally kick this coughs ass, alright?

[lar]

Aye aye captain, even though it's kind of physically impossible to kick a disease in the rear, I shall do my best.

[flarp]

Sure there's a way! You can be the first to find it!

[lar]

I'll let you know when I make progress!