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Berserker (Lancelot of the Lake) ([personal profile] of_the_lake) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-05-26 12:44 am

Video;

[Berserker's communicator comes on in the middle of him standing in a clothing store. He has his comm open, camera pointed towards him and a very irritated cashier. He's standing at the front end of a clothing store.]

What is this?

Isn't it one of those phones you guys use?

Did I leave this in my armor?

How should I know?

[Glancing at it a bit closer, Berserker turned it over. One could see that he was wearing a black suit, black dress shirt and an equally black tie, much as if he were going to the most grim of all grim funerals.]

It must have fallen out when I shifted my attire into this suit.

No, you must have slipped into the dressing room and taken it!

I don't have any need to steal. I simply altered the state of my dress to reflect an outfit I've seen. It's not theft at all.

I'm not getting into a data-sharing argument with you, pal.

[Somehow, this caught Berserker's attention.] Was that a joke?
showmeyourwreath: (❁ Sapphireberry)

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-04 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Really? And what sort is that, exactly?
showmeyourwreath: (❁ Currant)

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-04 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
...Are they really awful? [She's still curious, and unafraid of pursuing her curiosity, but she becomes a little wary.]
showmeyourwreath: (✾ Tuberose)

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-04 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[As he explains, she looks mildly horrified and angry. There are just so many things wrong with that. So many.]

That isn't what magic is for. That shouldn't be what it's used for. How could anyone abuse it like that? How could anyone involve their own children?
showmeyourwreath: (Default)

OMMMMFGGG FUCKING 503s

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-05 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I can't say that I've never met people like that before, but it doesn't make it any less acceptable.
showmeyourwreath: (✾ Stephanotis)

lmao i meant to have that tag up hours ago but dw was like 503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE ;n; OMFG AGAIN

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-05 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be surprised, though it's worth trying at least once. The bigger problem is the people that get hurt that have nothing to do with it, or who have no choice in the matter.
showmeyourwreath: (❁ Lemongrass)

wao rude

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-08 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
There's always a "worse". It doesn't make it right. Are all the mages you know like this?
showmeyourwreath: (❁ Boxelder)

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-08 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
So they all try for this, or fail to. That's...beyond disappointing. There has to be someone who knows there's more to magic than that. [That last bit she says more to herself than to him, but she's not entirely quiet about it.]
showmeyourwreath: (❁ Sourwood)

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-17 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Her brow furrows a little.]

Why is that naive?
showmeyourwreath: (❁ Lemongrass)

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-17 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Selflessness isn't a lie at all. But fine, if we go with your definition, I'll be glad to say that what I gain out of it is seeing others safe and happy.

[So, suck it, Lancelot. tumut]
showmeyourwreath: (❁ Cilantro)

omfg yes i finally get to use this icon.

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-17 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
If it's the bad guys in turmoil, I can't say I mind that much.

It's my responsibility, and it's not something I plan on stopping anytime soon.
showmeyourwreath: (✾ Telstar)

yes, shes so unimpressed. try harder

[personal profile] showmeyourwreath 2013-06-19 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm wrong here, but in general, I wouldn't ask anyone else to hold themselves accountable for the choices I make myself. [A huff, then a D8 face.]

Can't you just call me by my name?