10 - [Video]

[biwinning]

[So Sollux thought it'd be a good idea to see what Earth movies are like. And with Crank as his only basis thus far, he's 1. not impressed, and 2. confused on a few things.]

Hey.

That movie that was shown last night, used a lot of words I don't know. Human vernacular ith really stupid and weird. Tho everyone should tell me all the thwear words they know and what they mean. There were like twenty onesth I didn't know in that movie, and I thtill don't get what they meant. Thith ith for educational purposes, of course.

Comments

[biwinning]

not even a liittle.
iit wa2 the wor2t moviie of all tiime.

you 2tiill have your guiitar riight.

[eyecontact]

Yes...it's holding up good despite all the rain lately.
But why was it the worst movie? I've never really seen any so I wouldn't know...

[biwinning]

ii want two hear you play iit agaiin 2oon.

iimagiine you're watchiing thii2 one guy and all he doe2 for approxiimately 2 hour2 ii2 2wear and yell and do drug2 and fuck people and kiill other people.

how doe2 that 2ound.

[eyecontact]

Oh...That doesn't sound very fun at all :(

[biwinning]

no
iit ii2n't.

[eyecontact]

I'm sorry it was bad. :(
I can come over if you want...or you can stop by, since no one else is here right now.

[biwinning]

well ii went two iit BECAU2E iit wa2 advertii2ed a2 the wor2t human moviie ever.
2o ii don't know what ii wa2 expectiing.

uh, ok ii'll come over.

[eyecontact]

[man, Sol. that's kinda weird.]

I'm not sure why you'd want to go and see something plainly bad...but OK just knock I'll be there.

[biwinning]

for the 2ake of beiing able two 2ay ii diid.
and for future knowledge of beiing able two make fun of iit better.
a2 well a2 now knowiing more common human language.

and ok ii'll be there iin like 10 miin2.

[eyecontact]

There's probably better ways to learn more about language than bad movies Sollux :P
When you get over here I'll show you what stuff I have hopefully it's better than that movie.