10 - [Video]

[biwinning]

[So Sollux thought it'd be a good idea to see what Earth movies are like. And with Crank as his only basis thus far, he's 1. not impressed, and 2. confused on a few things.]

Hey.

That movie that was shown last night, used a lot of words I don't know. Human vernacular ith really stupid and weird. Tho everyone should tell me all the thwear words they know and what they mean. There were like twenty onesth I didn't know in that movie, and I thtill don't get what they meant. Thith ith for educational purposes, of course.

Comments

[biwinning]

one wa2 "crackhead."

[moirailcompass]

[Oh. She's not 100% sure on this one]

:33 < i dont think thats a swear
:33 < i mean its not purrticularly pawlite but
:33 < but crack is some human drug i think
:33 < what was this movie about?

[biwinning]

... doiing drug2.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < oh
:33 < that sounds
:33 < purrty dumb
:33 < well i dont know
:33 < was it any good?

[biwinning]

iit ii2 the wor2t fiilm ever iin human hii2tory.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < is that really all there was to it? :PP
:33 < its gotta be more than that
:33 < well that and cursing
:33 < where there any other confusing terms? :??

[biwinning]

no that really wa2 pretty much iit.
2wear2 drug2 random fuckiing and kiilliing.

yeah there wa2 liike cockwiipe and penii2 whiich ju2t 2ound 2tupiid a2 hell.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < glad i didnt watch it then =//
:33 < as fur cockwipe and penis they are kinda the same
:33 < cock and penis are the same thing
:33 < both are the human male repurrductive organ but penis is more clinical
:33 < i guess you can say they just mean bulgewipe and bulge respectively

[biwinning]

ok what about cunt.
wow iit look2 2o 2tupiid two even type.
how do they even make up the2e word2??

[moirailcompass]

:33 < i dont know what that one means
:33 < but yea i have no clue
:33 < they are all kind of weird
:33 < like fur them pussy is a bad word
:33 < whyd they have to go and turn that one into a bad thing =//

[biwinning]

what.
liike what a cat.
how ii2 that a bad word.
are cat2 ju2t bad two them??

[moirailcompass]

:33 < nope!
:33 < so i really dont know what the deal is
:33 < in fact im purrty sure cats are one of the most popular pets fur humans
:33 < along with dogs

Jack!Private/

[musclebeast]

D --> Nepeta, cease this instant
D --> This conversation is e%tremely perverse and you will no longer have anything to do with it

Jack!Private/

[moirailcompass]

:33 < oh?
:33 < hmm?
:33 < is it?

Jack!Private/

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes, yes it is
D --> It's perverse and degrading, you are to stop now

Jack!Private/ 1/3

[moirailcompass]

:33 < aww equius
:33 < sorry
:33 < but i got to admit im still confused!
:33 < i fail to see what the

Jack!Private/

[moirailcompass]

:33 < bucking

Jack!Private/

[moirailcompass]

:33 < purroblem is!

Jack!Private/ 1/2

[musclebeast]

D -->

Jack!Private/

[musclebeast]

D --> Don't mock me

[biwinning]

human2 are fuckiing weiird.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < purrty much xPP
:33 < but to be honest i really dont know where a lot of the ones we get come furom
:33 < or more specifically
:33 < where karkat gets his furom
:33 < i mean really how does he come up with that stuff? :??

[biwinning]

he 2ay2 he hate2 poetry.
but ii'm pretty 2ure wiith hii2 language he'2 liike 2ecretly a poet wriittiing love 2onnet2 or 2omething.

[moirailcompass]

[Oh Karkat the Poet. Just give him a moment to imagine him writing all sorts of cheesy poems to her. siiiiighhh]

:33 < given his attachment to all things quadrant related
:33 < i would not be surpurrised :PP

[biwinning]

giiven how often he 2creeche2 about thiing2 he doe2n't liike when he really doe2 liike them, ii wouldn't be 2urprii2ed eiither.