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[biwinning]

[So Sollux thought it'd be a good idea to see what Earth movies are like. And with Crank as his only basis thus far, he's 1. not impressed, and 2. confused on a few things.]

Hey.

That movie that was shown last night, used a lot of words I don't know. Human vernacular ith really stupid and weird. Tho everyone should tell me all the thwear words they know and what they mean. There were like twenty onesth I didn't know in that movie, and I thtill don't get what they meant. Thith ith for educational purposes, of course.

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[fintastic]

Yeah! The Initiative's Library! You've never been in there?

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[biwinning]

I don't like booksth.

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[fintastic]

They have books about computers!

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[biwinning]

Why would I read a book about a computer when I have a computer to read about a computer.

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[fintastic]

Gee, you're right! That would mean leaving the hive for once.

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[biwinning]

Yeah, exactly.

[He's... missing the sarcasm.]

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[fintastic]

It would do you some good, you know. And you can find out a lot of other stuff about humans there. Who knows, you might actually learn some new things!

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[biwinning]

If there'th thomething I want to know I'll jutht athk thomeone here. Booksth don't have a ctrl+f function and thuth are a lot more tediouth to uthe.

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[fintastic]

That's the fun part! You learn so many things you wouldn't otherwise if you didn't have to read them all to get to what you were looking for.

You should at least check it out if you have not been there yet. Just to see it.

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[biwinning]

Tch... Maybe.