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[biwinning]

[So Sollux thought it'd be a good idea to see what Earth movies are like. And with Crank as his only basis thus far, he's 1. not impressed, and 2. confused on a few things.]

Hey.

That movie that was shown last night, used a lot of words I don't know. Human vernacular ith really stupid and weird. Tho everyone should tell me all the thwear words they know and what they mean. There were like twenty onesth I didn't know in that movie, and I thtill don't get what they meant. Thith ith for educational purposes, of course.

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[fintastic]

I didn't get to see the movie, but I know a few! [ Though not nearly as many as she thinks. Not even close. ] What ones confused you?

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[biwinning]

You wouldn't know them either if you didn't see the movie!

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[fintastic]

I might! Tell me them, I could have heard them somewhere else!

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[biwinning]

Okay, FF, what the fuck ith a cockwipe.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Any words in particular you wanna learn about?

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[fintastic]

Uh.

I don't know... [ Busted. ]

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[biwinning]

Thee, I knew it.

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[biwinning]

What ith "penith."

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[fintastic]

Well, I tried! Maybe you could look them up in the library?

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[biwinning]

There'th a library?

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[fintastic]

Yeah! The Initiative's Library! You've never been in there?

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[biwinning]

I don't like booksth.

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[fintastic]

They have books about computers!

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[biwinning]

Why would I read a book about a computer when I have a computer to read about a computer.

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[fintastic]

Gee, you're right! That would mean leaving the hive for once.

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[maiinframe]

[First, let us admire the filter put upon this message. Let us admire how skillfully crafted it is, how intricate, how elaborate. Helmsman made this just for you, Sollux, figuring that you'd enjoy taking it apart and playing with it.]

User Sollukth? System wisheth to interfathe with user.

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[heartsink]

[ the name attached to this account reads Haruka Takahashi ]

Humans fill entire books with expletives and curses, and still don't list them all.

Which ones are you confused about, specifically?

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[biwinning]

Yeah, exactly.

[He's... missing the sarcasm.]

heavily, beautifully filtered;

[biwinning]

[...Well it is impressive. And he did enjoy that. Maybe. Just a little.]

Yeah?

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[biwinning]

nevermiind the one2 ii wa2 confu2ed about.
tell me all the one2 you know.

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[heartsink]

If you wanted all the variations, that could take days.

But as far as English goes, most of them tie into sex, in one way or another. That, or the various ways to eject matter from the body, I suppose.

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[biwinning]

2o name 2ome of them.
ju2t telliing me "oh yeah they exii2t" doe2n't help me.

[heartsink]

Sigh.

Obvious ones out of the way: fuck shit piss cock cunt bitch bastard twat
douchebag
prick sometimes

There's also profane terms for just about any race, ethnicity, nationality, and sexual orientation, but I don't think you want the history lessons that go with those ones.

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[pixieboots]

That's how you spent the movie?

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[biwinning]

How else as I supposed to spend The Worst Movie Ever?