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[After a week of isolating himself from everyone in his room and sulking away, someone is feeling a little sociable.

Just a little.

So incoming network post, those of you paying attention.]

the fuck are these lot evven playin at
they bring us here for some grand kinda wwar an yet look at this wwe got nothin to do in the dowwntime right
wwhat do they expect if wwe just stagnate like this wwere all gonna get dull at this fightin malarkey an fuck up sometime dowwn the line
ridiculous is wwhat it is
maybe theyre just hesitant is that it
brought in all a us here an realized maybe its not enough
afraid wwe might attract more attention from those masked bastards an put them in more danger wwe might just be more trouble than wwere wworth noww
yknoww first mission great success wwe cant evven be sure if thats true
maybe they saww the first mission an thought to themselvves holy fuck this wwas a huge mistake
i wwouldnt get too comfortable if i wwere any a you keep an eye ovver your shoulder an all that
theyre already wwatchin us after all might throww a feww a us the wway a the masked as some kinda futile little peace offerin
sure they cant send us home might havve no choice but to off us all off preemptivvely before these guys theyre standin against get wway too pissed off an snap for bringin us here in the first place
just sometin to think about

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Wwoww, thanks, I sure had trouble findin' that place myself! You'vve completely allevviated my boredom an' I may as wwell delete this entire post! Douchebag.

[A huff.]

An' cut out the human sarcasm thing, it pisses me off.

You're more than welcome, I'm always happy to help answer questions that anyone might have. [He's just going to ignore the whole "douchebag" thing]

And I thought sarcasm was a necessary aspect of troll etiquette.

Don't compare jokin' insincerity to your human sarcasm, they're twwo completely different things.

You honestly couldn't tell? Seriously?

Edited 2012-04-30 20:32 (UTC)

No, actually, I can't. They sound the same to me.

Wwell a' course, wwhy am I not surprised? Then again it ain't like you humans got much experience dealin' wwith species from other planets anywway from wwhat I hear.

So goddamned close-minded sometimes it's ridiculous.

[Says the racist.]

So instead of explaining things, you're just going to insult me. How clever.

Seeing as how I never even knew that other worlds existed, I don't think I can be blamed for being close-minded.

Excuses.

In any case, you guys commit to it too much. Jokin' insincerity is just the occasional little insert for the sake a' humorous spite.

I'vve had humans go off on goddamned sarcasm ridden long wwinded speeches. Sayin' wwhat they don't genuinely mean for a wwhole convversation.

It's futile. Gets you nowwhere.

[He's really, really trying to resist, but...]

Futile, long winded speeches are the worst; especially ones made by people who are too busy feeling sorry for themselves to be able to find anything useful to do.

Thank the Maker there's nothing like that around here.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

This is exactly wwhat I meant.

You're right, I apologize. I probably shouldn't be so antagonistic.

[Someone's got to be the adult here]

Better.

[Well it's not going to be the snobby little 13 year old that's for sure..]

So, wwhat, wwe really gotta resign ourselvves to the fact all wwe can do is train? I wwas expectin' a lot more...I dunno, great battles an' military intrigue an' stuff from this wwhole wwar thing.

So far it's just been borin' as shit.

Edited 2012-05-08 16:12 (UTC)

There is a lot of downtime, yes. But I can't say my experience here has been very boring. Quite the opposite actually.

But I'm sure you can find other things to do besides training if you really want to.

[Okay, now he's curious.]

Not borin'? Howw so?

Well, there was that one time when these Masked men stormed the city and stuck microchips in a bunch of us. That was fun....

[Yep, the sarcasm's back]

Oh come on, that was hardly interestin'!

Don't tell me you got chipped? Those guys fuckin' sucked. Not a challenge at all.

[He's lying really; he might have fought off a few of them but realized he couldn't win and escaped.

BUT NOONE ELSE HAS TO KNOW THAT...]

[Glaring SO HARD at his netbook.]

Yes, I got chipped.

Twice.

Twwice.

Twwice.

Oh, wwoww. You're really not used to this wwhole wwar thing are you? Can you evven fight?

Yes, I can fight. I've probably been fighting longer than you've been alive.

[Not that he knows exactly how old Eridan is.]

But there were almost a dozen Masked attacking me each time [Alright, that may be a bit of an exaggeration...] And they're extremely powerful.

See, there's the thing. I had no problems wwith it an' I'm only six. [CULTURAL CONFUSION AHOY.]

But hey, trolls are fuckin' made for fightin'. Genetically superior an' raised for this shit from the getgo. I'm not surprised really.

[Luckily, Eridan's 'flawless victory' is also an exaggeration.]

I'm not denyin' they're strong, I'm just better than 'em that's all.

[Alright, that proves the kid is bullshitting him; there's no way he's only six years old.]

So. You're so big and strong, how many of them did you kill? Couple of dozen at least, right? Only I don't recall hearing about any bodies.

I made a fuckin' post about howw much they sucked an' evverythin' back wwhen it happened. Not my fault you didn't read it.

Noone believved me then either, but hey, not my fuckin' problem.

Better than goin' onto the netwwork cryin' about howw the big bad masked guys ovverpowwered someone an' noww they need help gettin' it out.

[Oh, yeah? Oh, Yeah???]

Well, at least I'm mature enough to admit when I've been bested.

[Buuuut, not mature enough to refrain from getting in verbal arguments with kids]

And I certainly hope you weren't talking about me in that last remark; I have yet to cry on the network about anything, especially not about having my chip removed.

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