Equius Zahhak (
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exsilium2013-04-15 05:22 am
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014 ♐ Text: Get e%tremely flustered over something trivial.
D --> I will not stand for this any longer
D --> Stand for f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> No, my keyboard does not need to be fi%ed
D --> Yes, I choose to type in this fashion, gosh darnit
D --> I canter e%actly understand why that concept is so e%tremely difficolt for you all to cram into your ossified mind compartments but perhaps it's because most of you revolting juveniles can barely use your diaperstubs let alone properly make use of your communication devices
D --> I am a troll, and like my fellow Alternians, I use a te%t quirk to properly e%press my individuality and perhaps e%emplify my bucking interests in a visual fashion
D --> I am coltsiderably perple%ed and quite frankly, ine%cusably teed off by this continuing damper on my forced thralldom here
D --> So stop asking or for fiddlesticking sakes ask me here and now and discontinue this e%cessively annoying line of questioning in the future
D --> Stand for f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> No, my keyboard does not need to be fi%ed
D --> Yes, I choose to type in this fashion, gosh darnit
D --> I canter e%actly understand why that concept is so e%tremely difficolt for you all to cram into your ossified mind compartments but perhaps it's because most of you revolting juveniles can barely use your diaperstubs let alone properly make use of your communication devices
D --> I am a troll, and like my fellow Alternians, I use a te%t quirk to properly e%press my individuality and perhaps e%emplify my bucking interests in a visual fashion
D --> I am coltsiderably perple%ed and quite frankly, ine%cusably teed off by this continuing damper on my forced thralldom here
D --> So stop asking or for fiddlesticking sakes ask me here and now and discontinue this e%cessively annoying line of questioning in the future
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D --> Which is why I am leaving this post open for questioning
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T)(at is not exactly going to inspire t)(em to talk to you.
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D --> Then they don't have to, I am not making them, they are not on the hemospectrum below me so commanding them to question me about my quirk would be silly
D --> But I still put forth the effort enough to gain some people's attention and that was my desired goal
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T)(at, and new people s)(ow up all t)(e time so t)(ey will PROBABLY still ask you!
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D --> It hadn't angered me so e%tensively at first, but with it continuously interrupting more important conversations I'm finding it difficolt not to be horn-mad about the whole thing
D --> Yes, but for now I hope to amend the problem with atleast those who are here
D --> And if necessary I will use this in the archives for later, directing those with questions to it
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Maybe you would like me to add it to t)(e Newbie Guide?
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I was just joking you know!
But I will try to spread t)(e word.
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D --> Why would you be joking about that
D --> I apologize, I misread you, highb100d
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Okay for real t)(oug)(.
If it means t)(at muc)( to you, I will do everyfin in my power to divert questions about quirks away from you!
Does t)(at work?
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D --> Thank you, princess
D --> But if you don't mind me saying, it still feels odd, you calling me a friend so easily
D --> That title is hardly something befitting my place in comparison to yours
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T)(at's w)(at friends are!
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D --> I don't know very much about you, in order to honestly be able to e%press that type of thing
D --> If you don't mind me saying, highb100d
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W)(at do you want to know about me?
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D --> Not
D --> An e%tensive amount, I apologize
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)(ow many times do I )(ave to tell you t)(at I am NO DIFF-ER-ENT t)(an any ot)(er troll??
I am starting to t)(ink t)(at maybe you just do not want to be fronds.
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D --> You should to
D --> Please e%cuse me for being so forth right in saying that
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D --> I just don't e%actly understand what I'm doing incorrect
D --> I've spent all my sweeps learning how our traditions and customs work, how I am treating you is technically correct and how I should be
D -->
D --> Again apologies for being so outspoken with my feelings on this matter
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A bunc)( of crusty old trolls w)(o aren't even )(ere!
Just treat me )(ow you would treat any ot)(er troll.
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D --> What you're saying here, highb100d
D --> I treat everyone according to their class, so 'any other troll' doesn't particularly apply here
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You s)(ould treat everyone )(ow YOU t)(ink t)(ey deserve to be treated!
Not )(ow some out-dated not-even-existent-anymore caste system tells you t)(ey s)(ould be treated.
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Can you tell me ON-E reason t)(at doesn't )(ave to do wit)( my blood color t)(at you s)(ould treat me special?
T)(at also means being t)(e former future -Empress and being a seadweller are out too.
T)(ose ALSO only )(ave to do wit)( my blood color.
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D --> It is what is right to me, and should be to all of us, what proves to make sense, an established order we are born with
D --> And as a highb100d, especially so high as you are, you are to live for an e%tremely long time as well as be one of the few of your caste
D --> These both being even more reason to treat you as the royalty you are, that is how our kind wor%
D --> To dismiss such traditions is to dismiss what we are and how our world has worked for an e%ceedingly long time, and I will not do that
D --> Even if you think I should
D --> Which is e%tremely perple%ing
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