musclebeast: Vouloir ♐ HS (D --> Dramatic)
Equius Zahhak ([personal profile] musclebeast) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-04-15 05:22 am

014 ♐ Text: Get e%tremely flustered over something trivial.

D --> I will not stand for this any longer
D --> Stand for f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> No, my keyboard does not need to be fi%ed
D --> Yes, I choose to type in this fashion, gosh darnit
D --> I canter e%actly understand why that concept is so e%tremely difficolt for you all to cram into your ossified mind compartments but perhaps it's because most of you revolting juveniles can barely use your diaperstubs let alone properly make use of your communication devices
D --> I am a troll, and like my fellow Alternians, I use a te%t quirk to properly e%press my individuality and perhaps e%emplify my bucking interests in a visual fashion
D --> I am coltsiderably perple%ed and quite frankly, ine%cusably teed off by this continuing damper on my forced thralldom here
D --> So stop asking or for fiddlesticking sakes ask me here and now and discontinue this e%cessively annoying line of questioning in the future
fintastic: (just keep swimming!)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-17 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
But you sound so mad about it!
T)(at is not exactly going to inspire t)(em to talk to you.
fintastic: (hmm~)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-17 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you t)(ink it is kind of a seally t)(ing to be mad aboat t)(oug)(?
T)(at, and new people s)(ow up all t)(e time so t)(ey will PROBABLY still ask you!
fintastic: (hmmm~)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-17 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
)(mmm.
Maybe you would like me to add it to t)(e Newbie Guide?
fintastic: (oh my cod what)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-17 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
...o)(.
I was just joking you know!
But I will try to spread t)(e word.
fintastic: (blah blah blah)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-17 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Because I joke around wit)( all of my friends!
Okay for real t)(oug)(.
If it means t)(at muc)( to you, I will do everyfin in my power to divert questions about quirks away from you!
Does t)(at work?
fintastic: (bubbles)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-17 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's not odd! I like you, and you like me, rig)(t?
T)(at's w)(at friends are!
fintastic: (blah blah blah)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-19 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
T)(e only t)(ing keeping us from getting to know eac)(ot)(er is you!
W)(at do you want to know about me?
fintastic: (ugh not another whale)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-19 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear to cod you are more stubborn t)(an a barnacle!
)(ow many times do I )(ave to tell you t)(at I am NO DIFF-ER-ENT t)(an any ot)(er troll??
I am starting to t)(ink t)(at maybe you just do not want to be fronds.
fintastic: (unimpressed)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-22 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Tec)(nically according to w)(o??
A bunc)( of crusty old trolls w)(o aren't even )(ere!
Just treat me )(ow you would treat any ot)(er troll.
fintastic: (drowsing)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-22 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
T)(en t)(ere is your problem!
You s)(ould treat everyone )(ow YOU t)(ink t)(ey deserve to be treated!
Not )(ow some out-dated not-even-existent-anymore caste system tells you t)(ey s)(ould be treated.
fintastic: (told you so)

[personal profile] fintastic 2013-04-23 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
But w)(y?
Can you tell me ON-E reason t)(at doesn't )(ave to do wit)( my blood color t)(at you s)(ould treat me special?
T)(at also means being t)(e former future -Empress and being a seadweller are out too.
T)(ose ALSO only )(ave to do wit)( my blood color.

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