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☠ 001; video
[The video feed clicks on to show a woman with pasty skin, a slight grey tint visible thanks to the shadow cast by her wispy black hair. When she tilts her head to spot that the device is indeed recording her, one might notice the long ears at the sides of her head, blackened at their points by decay and decorated with several small gold rings -- one of them has a telling purple soul gem embedded in it. Her eyes glow a soulless blue, her body covered in thick black plate armor with the hilts of two handaxes poking out over her shoulders.
She takes a moment to smile, without teeth. Its not a kind smile -- its hollow, devoid of anything actually resembling delight.]
You are all certainly cheerful for a band of transports dragged into a war that has naught to do with you.
[A pause.]
Well, most of you.
I would be interested to see what sort of organized combat such a congregation of outsiders is actually capable of.
She takes a moment to smile, without teeth. Its not a kind smile -- its hollow, devoid of anything actually resembling delight.]
You are all certainly cheerful for a band of transports dragged into a war that has naught to do with you.
[A pause.]
Well, most of you.
I would be interested to see what sort of organized combat such a congregation of outsiders is actually capable of.
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Try me.
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Very well.
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That's quite a milestone for a human. But I take it you have never conversed with an elf before.
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video; AMBIGUOUS CANON /sobs
[She doesn't actually care how many as opposed to who they are, but she doesn't expect a human to know such things, so she presses on with the rest of the question.]
It is not polite to ask a lady her age, you know.
[She smirks a little.]
I am nearing 400 years of age.
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Well, you had already told me you were older than I was, so I figured it was okay to ask at this point. Plus we had a bet! It's only fair. It's not often I meet folks older than myself.
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