ᴇɴᴛʀʏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ➸ video

[observesthings]

Hey, um... [ Yep, he still looks nervous and awkward. ] I'm trying to learn how to play sports, but I'm really bad at it.

[ That bump on his head from where Asuka kicked a ball at him JUST NOW healed. ]

Can someone teach me?

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[strategic_guile]

[He laughs] Well, if you want to practice without balls flying at your head, you can come to me. Otherwise, there's shooting.

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[observesthings]

S-Shooting?!

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[strategic_guile]

It's a sport. [Amused and playful tone.] Targets only~

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[observesthings]

I think I've seen enough guns for one lifetime...

[ Or two, for that matter. ]

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[strategic_guile]

I'm afraid you're in the wrong place then, but alright. No guns.

That just leaves me with soccer.

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[observesthings]

yeah, i think i kind of figured that one out for myself.

okay. i like soccer.

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[strategic_guile]

I can help you practice with Asuka, unless you'd rather have a one-on-one session.

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[observesthings]

W-What are you implying?!

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[strategic_guile]

[He wasn't even being a pervert this time, but that doesn't stop him from laughing and going with it.]

Oh my, and where is your mind? It's a team sport. Unless soccer balls to the face is what gets you in the mood.

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[observesthings]

I guess you have a point there... I'll talk to Asuka again, then.

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[strategic_guile]

Let me know. The more the merrier.

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[observesthings]

Okay... I will.

[ Taking private football lessons with Asuka... suddenly, he's almost thankful Yuno isn't here.

Almost. ]