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Coby ([personal profile] chore_boy) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-03-22 06:38 pm

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Good afternoon, fellow Transports! [Coby stood in front of his tablet and saluted, the back of his hand facing his forehead rather than saluting in a flat, horizontal fashion. This was the kind of salute that his navy practiced. For once, he was wearing his full attire--his long sleeved collared shirt, his medals and his mantle. Clearly, Coby felt a need to dress at the nines on a Friday afternoon. His stern expression maintained itself with practiced ease.]

As some of you may be aware, my name is Coby and I'm a Marine from a world you may not have heard of. I'm at the rank of 'Captain', which usually exempts me from a number of periodic physical, psychological and mental tests, though as an officer capable of running one or more vessels, I'm still very much responsible for practicing good behavior! [Coby kept his back straight, arms behind himself and his legs perfectly spaced apart to look one hundred percent the part of an officer.]

I have missed a formal evaluation and as a result, I find it imperative to conduct it in the form of a survey to those who have encountered me and interacted with me on a social and work-related basis. Now, for the survey! Ahead of time, I must thank my employer for helping me program this into my post.

Attached to this video post is a document which you may fill out and send back to me. At the bottom, there will be an interactive field in which you can sign your name with your finger if you so desire; however, you're absolutely free to take this survey anonymously. The survey itself will consist of a few basic questions which will be answering numerically from 1 to 10, ten being your highest approval and one being your lowest! Thank you ahead of time for your cooperation!

[At that, Coby left a text file attached.]

Evaluation: COBY

Do you feel that this officer practices proper conduct in terms of hygiene, attire and posture?

Do you feel that this officer consistently maintains an accurate grasp on military procedure?

Would you agree of this officer's methods in terms of: field training, maintaining low levels of insubordination & accurately filing documentation?

Would you rate the adaptability of this officer highly?

How would you rate this officer in Devil Fruit ability usage? If not applicable, leave blank.

Do you feel that this officer regularly and properly exemplifies the conduct of an Officer of the Marines on a whole?

SIGN HERE ______________________
chittybang: (we eat breathe and shit cars here.)

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[personal profile] chittybang 2013-03-24 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
You don't say. I could use some brushing up with a trainer. Usually I go in with Priad, but it'd be nice to practice with some who's... a little more my size.

[And not an eight-foot-tall robot.]
chittybang: (if you'll excuse me i have to pee.)

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[personal profile] chittybang 2013-03-24 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have anything specific in mind. It's just that I haven't been training as much as I should.

[Nope, just been riding her bike... but that is her weapon, so it sort of counts, right?]
chittybang: (what is this small humanoid thing?)

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[personal profile] chittybang 2013-03-24 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Uh, yeah, that works! Only if you have time...

[Seriously was not expecting that. But why not!!?]
chittybang: (they look like prostitots.)

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[personal profile] chittybang 2013-03-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh wow this has to be a general list. She nods along, trying to signify to him that she understands.]

Okay—

Oh!—

Actually—

Hmm.

[Nope, she isn't going to get a word in, so Asami remains quiet for the remainder of the list. When he does seem finished, she carefully speaks again.]

... Sounds good. I'm actually on a camping trip right now; should we start when I get back?
chittybang: (you have a booger.)

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[personal profile] chittybang 2013-03-28 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm just in the Outlands now. We found a barn to hole up in, and one of our guys cleaned up a lake so that we can use it.

[She pauses, wondering if he's really that interested.]

Orrrr were you talking mission-wise?
chittybang: (we eat breathe and shit cars here.)

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[personal profile] chittybang 2013-04-06 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there really isn't a whole lot to share... I mean, this city actually continues for miles and miles. It's just that the vast majority of it has been abandoned, so when you exit the main part, you see a lot of empty buildings. It's sad, but fascinating in its own right I guess. You'll get to the rural areas eventually, and you'll just have to keep an eye out for the wildlife. Other than that it's pretty tame.

Oh, and don't drink the water.
chittybang: (haha i'm so WEAK :))

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[personal profile] chittybang 2013-04-08 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, just like with anything that isn't domesticated, you just want to be careful that you don't make any of them mad. We sort of got attacked by a bear.
chittybang: (what is this small humanoid thing?)

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[personal profile] chittybang 2013-04-11 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Asami raises an eyebrow.] In your world, maybe. They tend to be pretty territorial here.
chittybang: (pull my finger.)

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[personal profile] chittybang 2013-04-14 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Is wildlife pretty tame where you're from?