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[latkje]

Apparently, in some countries, in some worlds, blonds are considered dumb! [ He smiles like there's some private punchline, not like he's the butt of the joke. ] I just thought I'd share.

Anyway— [ he makes a circling gesture with his left hand ] people like to use this thing to ask questions, right? This is one you'll like. [ By "you" he means the Initiative, which he is sure is always watching. Well, maybe not always but enough that you can't count on them not. ] I want to practice my fencing.

I guess that's not a question though, is it? [ He squints. ] Okay, how's this: I'm looking for a sparring partner. No, still not a question. Hmmm. [ Tapping a finger. ] Anyone up for a match?

I can't promise I'm anything but out of practice, but… that's the whole point of practice.

And I hope everyone's recovered from that out of body experience. Like I was saying before, It's a tricky thing to fight when you don't know which is your swordhand.

Comments

[boundbyheart]

You can still flatter someone without flirting with them.

[latkje]

Sure, but what's the point?

[boundbyheart]

Getting on someone's good side.

[latkje]

Right, but you think I'm stupid because of my hair. I have better taste in losing battles.

[boundbyheart]

No, I think you're stupid because you are.

[latkje]

And here I thought we were going somewhere with this.

[boundbyheart]

I don't need to, if it's so obvious.

[latkje]

You are pretty obvious.

[boundbyheart]

Screw you, jerk.

[latkje]

I thought you didn't want to flirt!

[boundbyheart]

This isn't flirting!