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[ The feed snaps on, and it's Saber, lying on her side with her cheek pressed against her knuckles. It's the more blue ~~yes, they're color coded~~, calmer version ~~also flatter chested~~, and probably the "older" one in staying in Exsilium. She has an almost uncharacteristic smirk on her face, but she's gonna go ahead and address the tablet with: ]

Tell me of the various tales of your lands, foreigners of Exsilium.

And not just any stories - I wish to know of your heroes, of your mythologies, of your monsters and men. Perhaps walking among you are heroes and villains themselves. I would think we've all calmed down from the Initiative's most recent fallacy: surely those afflicted have learned some things of their bodies to pique certain curiosities?

I am particularly interested in myths surrounding a figure known as King Arthur and his Excalibur. [ This is where her smirk just grows a bit too much for one whose expression is mostly guarded and impassive. ]

Different realms account for different flavors, but perhaps we will discover the threads here.

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Hah. If you were at all intent on 'distinction', wouldn't you have the wit to use your true identities?

[He relaxed and tried to find a pose that screamed 'Calm Down and X' but, couldn't manage it after shaking off that laugh.]

And here you are, suffering for that detail.

Many of the others here can tell the difference between the two of us.

[ There's two very large differences on this body for example. ]

I suffer only because the other has a loud mouth and is incapable of closing it.

Don't be so hung up on that detail, Saber. Explaining to you what an 'expression' is would take the night from me.

[He finally found the bitch pose he wanted and assumed it.]

Now, continue. I'll enjoy seeing how much the both of you in your squabble.

My conversations with another is not intended for your viewing, Archer. Have you nothing better to do with your time?

[ Why is she even asking this when she's from Fate route again?? ]

Are you so amused with the world, Saber? I didn't know you were so active as to have advice on how I ought to better spend my time.

[He's calling you LAZY.]

I spend every waking hour training the good people of this land and working towards the goal of repairing the damage wrought here.

[ As well as apparently having the equivalent of a flame war over a network OOPS. ]

Have you run out of dirt to throw upon yourself already?

Such tired insults, Saber. You train those only worthy of falling down and fertilizing the dirt.

I prepare the world for glory and you look only to ready cannon-fodder for a war they will lose.

[Gilflamingo smiles. God, it's weird talking to this Saber in those clothes.]

[ Is he enjoying the sights? ]

I train those who are good. [ Better than him, she wants to say but knows it to be an untrue statement for now. ] They may stumble, but they will rise up mightier under fine leadership, Archer.

[ A scoff. ] You prepare the world for your own glory and it shall be short-lived. I promise you this.

[Down came a golden cask and a single cup--which he poured a bit of wine into. Gilgamesh swirled it underneath his nose and then held it aloft.

Against all odds, the King intentionally poured it on the ground.]

Says the Lion whose kingdom lay in ash beneath our feet. My kingdom fell only after I was gone, Saber.

With you as a leader, one can only imagine the fate of those men.

[ Just like that all hope of a better future for her kingdom disappears. Without the skill Instinct, she's unable to counter him. At least that's what she tells herself at first. That the only reason she's without words is because this body can't provide them to her.

It isn't until a moment later does she realize that the reason is much clearer. There's no counter to his statement because it's the truth. The truth that she has always known. ]

Ah--[ Even now she's unable to think of a thing to say. ]

[Gilgamesh didn't feel at all guilty for his sick burn and dunking, but he did feel disappointment in the fact that Saber had effectively been shut down as a result. With a look of irritation flashing on his expression, he crossed his arms--his lavish wine set vanishing.]

What a meager display, Saber.

The arrogant King of Knights rumored to have wielded that Holy Blade--are you going to falter after your victory over me was so boasted?

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