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[charming_jerk]

Hey, chick who's in my body? You listenin'? I swear to Christ that if you do anything to my body, I'll do it back to yours twice over. Same goes for my stuff. If my guitar is as so much breathed on the wrong way, you'll regret it for a long time to come. I am not kidding. [Naturally he had brought it with along with him to the mission. Not a good choice.] As a matter of fact, just give it back to me and maybe there won't be any problems, got it?

And how do you even deal with these things? ["He" looks down at his host body's incredibly generous chest area.] I get tired just standin' around with these things. They gotta be the biggest cans I seen outside of a porno flick. Jesus. [JOHNNY D'AMICO: PARAGON OF ETIQUETTE]

The A.I. program thing said this was going to take a coupla' more days to fix this shit. It also confirmed for me that the Initiative wouldn't know its ass from a hole in the ground. Not that it's surprising, but it's good to know even mathematically figure out how much they suck at this. I don't even wanna know what's gonna happen to us next time.

Comments

[charming_jerk]

Only if she don't screw with mine.

[souldancer]

Try not going down that line of thought. It'll make things easier for both of us.

[charming_jerk]

How can't I? You know what I can do, right? My power? She better not fucking try it.

[souldancer]

I know, and I've got a similar worry. But there is not much I can do about that for myself, and the same for you, and threatening other people is not the solution.

[charming_jerk]

Then WHAT is the solution? Just cross my fingers that she don't go around charmin' everyone all over the place?

[souldancer]

Do you have any choice?

[charming_jerk]

Yeah! Tell her not to do it, or she'll be in deep shit!

[souldancer]

At the risk of putting yourself in equally deep shit with her friends? She has quite a few you know.

[charming_jerk]

Like I care about them. Let 'em start somethin' with me.

[souldancer]

Yeah, yeah, I know, power of suggestion and the fact that you like a fight.

Still, there's other methods you could use to reach her.

[charming_jerk]

She can answer me and we can talk this out. I ain't gonna do anything yet.

[souldancer]

Good. Let's keep it that way.