one; voice + text

[worldliness]

Hey, I finally got this working!  Kinda embarrassing it took this long. Can't even work stuff like this and I'm not even old....  Wait, wait, I just might be able to make this a lot more interesting.

[there's that tell-tale static of a microphone being turned on.]  Gotcha!  Man, this little thing is so cool!  It still doesn't make up for, you know, any of this.  Honestly, breaking and entering, kidnapping, forced labor...what the heck would they even need with ordinary people?  Wouldn't they want super heroes or trained soldiers instead?  This all seems way too fishy for me.

First things first...where can a guy find a decent meal around here?

Comments

[heartsink]

Yeah. Last month. I guess they weren't kidding, about it being on a schedule.

[worldliness]

Guess it's like bringing new soldiers to the front every once in a while.

[heartsink]

Yes. It's too bad this isn't a draft that could have been dodged from the start.

[worldliness]

You can say that again. Guess all we can do now is to try and make it back home alive.