oo1; voice + video

[justthedriver]

Biggest country in world I know but Initiative don't seem to bother to bring anyone else but me. Too many goddamned Americans and Japanese. [ Says the heavy Russian accent. ] And aliens. And fucking elves. [ For all the emphasis he puts on that word, he doesn't sound angry. More of a 'fuck, what the hell, man?'

... Sorry, elves. He's targeting one elf in particular and he doesn't much care if there's more of them.

Sharp snort. Sound of a lighter snapping on, and the crackling of cigarettes. Then the camera switches on.

Have a pair of heavily tattooed hands, one of them curled around a white stick. Then he tips the tablet upwards until it shows his face, and Nikolai pulls off the sunglasses. ]

You lot ever get tired of talking on this thing? Bunch of stupid questions lately. [ He takes a drag of the cigarette, and blows it at the screen. ] You've all forgotten how to fuck, or something?


[ ooc; for any character with knowledge of Russian criminals, Nikolai's hands carry tattoos that basically says he's one of the worst ones out there. Yeah.

Also, content warnings for sexual assault for the thread with Steph (controlledvariable). ]

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[justthedriver]

[ Y E P

Also idealism. Man, Nikolai likes to think he has run out of that a long, long time ago. But (luckily/unfortunately) it hasn't. ]

So did it worked?

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

Up until a massive mind-devouring alien crashed into the middle of the island, yes.

It wasn't a true island - it was artificial, floated. So most of it's at the bottom of the South Pacific.

[justthedriver]

[ ... Well.

Have slow applause, Cable. He even put down his cigarette just to do it. ]

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

[And that just gets an amused snort in reply. Seriously, it was his island. Imagine how he feels about the mess]

[justthedriver]

[ Wryly: ] Very bad to litter.

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

Nowhere else to put it, unfortunately.