justthedriver: (glasses on.)
nikolai luzhin. ([personal profile] justthedriver) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-03-06 12:56 am

oo1; voice + video

Biggest country in world I know but Initiative don't seem to bother to bring anyone else but me. Too many goddamned Americans and Japanese. [ Says the heavy Russian accent. ] And aliens. And fucking elves. [ For all the emphasis he puts on that word, he doesn't sound angry. More of a 'fuck, what the hell, man?'

... Sorry, elves. He's targeting one elf in particular and he doesn't much care if there's more of them.

Sharp snort. Sound of a lighter snapping on, and the crackling of cigarettes. Then the camera switches on.

Have a pair of heavily tattooed hands, one of them curled around a white stick. Then he tips the tablet upwards until it shows his face, and Nikolai pulls off the sunglasses. ]


You lot ever get tired of talking on this thing? Bunch of stupid questions lately. [ He takes a drag of the cigarette, and blows it at the screen. ] You've all forgotten how to fuck, or something?


[ ooc; for any character with knowledge of Russian criminals, Nikolai's hands carry tattoos that basically says he's one of the worst ones out there. Yeah.

Also, content warnings for sexual assault for the thread with Steph ([personal profile] controlledvariable). ]
accidentalrebellion: (but fuck who you want)

[personal profile] accidentalrebellion 2013-03-06 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[O h. Is that....

Why would he be telling them all to do that? That's disgusting.

Anyway.]


Sex. [Pure and simple. What is slang]

[personal profile] innominata 2013-03-06 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. You use your sex.

[ lol sex still means gender to her ]
accidentalrebellion: (if you take this jizzes)

[personal profile] accidentalrebellion 2013-03-06 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait. H u h]

That's what it is.

[personal profile] innominata 2013-03-07 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
No. You fuck. Sex is what you have. Women have cunts and men have cocks. That's the sex.
accidentalrebellion: (i wanna do it for the night)

[personal profile] accidentalrebellion 2013-03-07 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[This conversation is now becoming more and more confusing by the second.]

Not all men have cocks. [By which she definitely means roosters... having any kind of livestock in District 12 was a luxury, not a guarantee, so only very few would have those.

Because what else is a cock?]

[personal profile] innominata 2013-03-07 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if they're eunuchs.
accidentalrebellion: (so if you need a hit)

[personal profile] accidentalrebellion 2013-03-07 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Coming up next on it's very clear that no one is talking about the same thing here....]

No, they'd be lucky to have one. [After all, cocks don't produce anything directly useful, like milk or eggs.]

[personal profile] innominata 2013-03-07 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, she's figuring that out. ]

What are you talking about?