video.

[theguideless]

–hhhgh...

[behold: the underside of a table. if...you're aware of what the underside of a table even looks like, that's surely what you're looking at.

until a hand lifts and then gracelessly drops onto the screen with a heavy THWUMP.

a grunt.]

Get...backhh... [exhale. the view tilts, then dramatically shifts.

behold: Martin's face, sideways, on the floor. red-cheeked, bleary and slow-blinking.

cue nasally, confused sound:] Mruh–?

[a long stretch of just staring, squinting periodically. he is...sure these are words he can read on this screen. hang on. just...a second...........


nah. nah, he's just gonna...gonna let the screen drop flat and display the table again, rattling a little with the careless move, while he mumbles something unintelligible, topped off with some kind of whiny noise.]

Comments

video;

[bittertears]

Charming.

[theguideless]

Muh–?

[bittertears]

Had a few too many drinks, did you?

[theguideless]

Nooo...I didn'tuh...

[bittertears]

If not from one too many drinks, then how did this come about?

[theguideless]

It burned my tongue! [whining.] It's not my fault...

[bittertears]

Burned it? And how did you manage to do that?

[theguideless]

It's too hot...Th'book didn't say it'd be too hot...

[bittertears]

A little bit too impatient for some food, were you?

[theguideless]

The book didn' say it'd be so hot...

[bittertears]

I would think it's to be expected...