[Video] Well this is awkward.

[weapabilities]

[ Oh hey look, it's Drift. And it appears he's finally given up the gun on the whole trying to pretend he's not a giant awkward robot. He sucks at this whole secret thing. So have a giant robot. ]

So hi there. Uhm. Right. So I'm Drift. And I've got just a few questions.

First is that uh. I'm becoming abundantly aware that I'll probably need to find a better way to fit in here for obvious reasons. I do have something called a "Holoform" which allows me to project a solid holomatter representation of a human. But I'm really. Not a human. So there's that.

I guess what I'm asking is for some help in how humans or organics are really supposed to act.

Second, I'm looking for work. It doesn't actually have to be paid work, but anything I can do to help. My skills lie in.

Uh. Lifting heavy objects, chopping things and... well I'm pretty decent in a fight. So you know. Sparring or training self defense? Anything anyone can think of that they need help with. Please don't hesitate to ask.

[ He's a little desperate to make himself useful. ]

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Video omg how many issues are even out now

[showmeyourwreath]

I see. Well, as long as no one got hurt!

_{[She doesn't want to be nosy, so she'll just leave it be.]}

Oh, I can see how that might be awkward. I'm guessing you have trouble getting around?

Video it's up to 13 now!

[weapabilities]

A little, at least in highly populated areas. I'd hate to hurt someone on accident, you know?

Video /waits for trades

[showmeyourwreath]

I understand. Yeah, I can see how that might be worrying.

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[weapabilities]

Yeah, it's incredibly so. There are so many nice people here.

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[showmeyourwreath]

_{[She looks thoughtful a moment.]}

Maybe there's a way around that, somehow...

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[weapabilities]

Well that's also what the holomatter would be for.

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[showmeyourwreath]

How does your holomatter work, exactly? I'm familiar with all kinds of holograms, but wouldn't you just be projecting it from somewhere with the rest of you staying put? Or does this work differently?

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[weapabilities]

[ There's a brief pause before Drift readjusts the screen and materializes the holomatter. Who appears to be a young man, dressed like a samurai. ]

Kind of. I'm no scientist, but the holomatter lets the mech stay put, and has a pretty good range. It's solid enough to pass as completely normal in the real world, as far as tangibility goes.