[Video] Well this is awkward.

[weapabilities]

[ Oh hey look, it's Drift. And it appears he's finally given up the gun on the whole trying to pretend he's not a giant awkward robot. He sucks at this whole secret thing. So have a giant robot. ]

So hi there. Uhm. Right. So I'm Drift. And I've got just a few questions.

First is that uh. I'm becoming abundantly aware that I'll probably need to find a better way to fit in here for obvious reasons. I do have something called a "Holoform" which allows me to project a solid holomatter representation of a human. But I'm really. Not a human. So there's that.

I guess what I'm asking is for some help in how humans or organics are really supposed to act.

Second, I'm looking for work. It doesn't actually have to be paid work, but anything I can do to help. My skills lie in.

Uh. Lifting heavy objects, chopping things and... well I'm pretty decent in a fight. So you know. Sparring or training self defense? Anything anyone can think of that they need help with. Please don't hesitate to ask.

[ He's a little desperate to make himself useful. ]

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[weapabilities]

We don't die of old age. Just each other.

[draconic_historian]

Then you have my respect for making it so long without another Cybertronian happening to you. I am Ricasthix.

[weapabilities]

Oh! Well thank you. Don't get me wrong, plenty of other mechs have tried to uh. Happen to me. We're just incredibly hardy.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Ricasthix. I must ask, what is your species?

[draconic_historian]

I am a dragon, the greatest among all mortal creatures.

Though I suppose you have me beaten there, being functionally immortal.

[weapabilities]

Oh wow, seriously? I thought that was just something humans made up. I guess you can't really believe what you hear.

Heh, well I mean it's not like it's a competition.

[draconic_historian]

I assure you we are quite real.

[weapabilities]

Well yes, I mean. I see that now! You must be so cool.

[draconic_historian]

A common misconception, actually. Beyond having scales and laying eggs, we bear little resemblance to reptiles. We lack their splayed leg bone structure and are not cold blooded in the least, remaining active throughout the year.

[weapabilities]

Well! Color me educated!