[Video] Well this is awkward.

[weapabilities]

[ Oh hey look, it's Drift. And it appears he's finally given up the gun on the whole trying to pretend he's not a giant awkward robot. He sucks at this whole secret thing. So have a giant robot. ]

So hi there. Uhm. Right. So I'm Drift. And I've got just a few questions.

First is that uh. I'm becoming abundantly aware that I'll probably need to find a better way to fit in here for obvious reasons. I do have something called a "Holoform" which allows me to project a solid holomatter representation of a human. But I'm really. Not a human. So there's that.

I guess what I'm asking is for some help in how humans or organics are really supposed to act.

Second, I'm looking for work. It doesn't actually have to be paid work, but anything I can do to help. My skills lie in.

Uh. Lifting heavy objects, chopping things and... well I'm pretty decent in a fight. So you know. Sparring or training self defense? Anything anyone can think of that they need help with. Please don't hesitate to ask.

[ He's a little desperate to make himself useful. ]

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[demonbloodblade]

Well, yes. Things like wear clothes - if you're using some kind of illusion, that shouldn't be hard - and don't kill people. General politeness - which it seems you already have a grasp on.

You may just want to spend some time observing first. I've been doing that and it helps a great deal - just watching and seeing what happens and what people do. If you have questions, people here should be happy to help.

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[weapabilities]

Hmm...

Okay so just. Normal things.

I suppose I could spend some time in my alt mode and watch people, I just don't want to attract attention.