[Video] Well this is awkward.

[weapabilities]

[ Oh hey look, it's Drift. And it appears he's finally given up the gun on the whole trying to pretend he's not a giant awkward robot. He sucks at this whole secret thing. So have a giant robot. ]

So hi there. Uhm. Right. So I'm Drift. And I've got just a few questions.

First is that uh. I'm becoming abundantly aware that I'll probably need to find a better way to fit in here for obvious reasons. I do have something called a "Holoform" which allows me to project a solid holomatter representation of a human. But I'm really. Not a human. So there's that.

I guess what I'm asking is for some help in how humans or organics are really supposed to act.

Second, I'm looking for work. It doesn't actually have to be paid work, but anything I can do to help. My skills lie in.

Uh. Lifting heavy objects, chopping things and... well I'm pretty decent in a fight. So you know. Sparring or training self defense? Anything anyone can think of that they need help with. Please don't hesitate to ask.

[ He's a little desperate to make himself useful. ]

Comments

[video]

[weapabilities]

What's that?

Excuse me? But I'm-

I must be four or five times your size!

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

A raven that comes from hell?

So? As long as you can take getting hit with a small sun, you'll be okay. I think.

[video]

[weapabilities]

I- oh... [ Ask a silly question... ]

A-

A what?! I don't want to be put through the smelter any time soon!

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

I thought you said you were tough?

[video]

[weapabilities]

I am, but I'm kind of made of metal. Which, you know. Melts.

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

Do you know anyone who won't melt?

[Or turn to ash.]

[video]

[weapabilities]

No. I'll spar if you really want, but no melting please.

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

I can try.

[video]

[weapabilities]

I'm serious, if you have that kind of ability, you could likely kill- well. A lot of people, actually.

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

Yeah. I could wipe out entire cities.

[And she seems rather proud of this!]

[video]

[weapabilities]

Where did you get that kind of power?

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

I was told to eat a dead god.

[video]

[weapabilities]

[ Now, most mechs would scoff at such a thing. Demand proof. Drift? Drift is a little bit special in the way that he's very. Receptive to claims like that. ]

Tell me more.

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

Kanako told me to eat the corpse the sun god and I'd get unimaginable power. Turns out she was right.

I thought she wanted me to destroy Gensokyo too, but I was wrong.

[AKA she was about to try and got her ass kicked.]

[video]

[weapabilities]

Wow this sounds like-

[ One of my animes. ]

Stories I've read or something!

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

Cool. Maybe I'm famous or something in another world.

So where do you want to meet?

[video]

[weapabilities]

Well I mean not about you but just... ah.

[ Bewildered. ]

Right now? I guess somewhere nobody will get hurt.

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

Got a place in mind?

I haven't done a whole lot of exploring.

[video]

[weapabilities]

There are some empty lots o the outskirts of the city...

[video]

[nuclear_raven]

Works for me!

[video]

[weapabilities]

Right. Meet you there, then.