exsilium | [Video] Well this is awkward.

[ Oh hey look, it's Drift. And it appears he's finally given up the gun on the whole trying to pretend he's not a giant awkward robot. He sucks at this whole secret thing. So have a giant robot. ]

So hi there. Uhm. Right. So I'm Drift. And I've got just a few questions.

First is that uh. I'm becoming abundantly aware that I'll probably need to find a better way to fit in here for obvious reasons. I do have something called a "Holoform" which allows me to project a solid holomatter representation of a human. But I'm really. Not a human. So there's that.

I guess what I'm asking is for some help in how humans or organics are really supposed to act.

Second, I'm looking for work. It doesn't actually have to be paid work, but anything I can do to help. My skills lie in.

Uh. Lifting heavy objects, chopping things and... well I'm pretty decent in a fight. So you know. Sparring or training self defense? Anything anyone can think of that they need help with. Please don't hesitate to ask.

[ He's a little desperate to make himself useful. ]

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Oh, excellent!

I find you a joy to work with. It's not everyday that I get to talk to a car that talks back, and you're very versatile.

I appreciate anyone that can do as much as you. You're welcome to come by anytime. In fact, there is a lot of ore that was brought to me that need refining and I can definitely use your help.

I'm only a car part of the time you know.

[ He grins. ]

Well I'm really glad to be so valuable. I'll be over soon. Can you provide me some coordinates, just so I can enter it in my systems?

I know, but I must admit it's still so cool you can do that.

[He's smiling because, hey, that's like a dream come true to Lee. He sends the coordinates to the tablet.]

I bet you're pretty popular now.

Oh come on. Everyone can do that where I'm from.

[ Oh bashful. ]

W-why would you assume that?