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[slingshots]

i turned 1297 today
it's gonna take a lot of cake to fit that many candles

[ encrypted to tony stark; ] have you ever heard of energon?

[ all replies will be text unless noted otherwise, and the poster ID is just "robin"! ]

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[slingshots]

so you figure i should get fat & out of shape on cake? seems like a mean birthday wish

[solitaire]

Eh, you see it two or three times an' the mystery fades.

[slingshots]

you been before?

[fadedaway]

Woah! Wha? No, ahah, of course not! [ WOW ] I just thought it would be easier to fit all the candles... you know... I'm sure you know enough people to share, right?

[solitaire]

Just said so, didn't I?

[slingshots]

just making sure no one misheard anything
how'd you manage that one?

[governorkang]

Do you also receive presents, like the humans and dwarves of my world?

[solitaire]

Friend a mine was lookin' for some other friends a mine, an' I tagged along. Nothin' better ta do at the time.

_{( It is really pathetic that that is an accurate summation of his motivation during a year's worth of comics. )}

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[wearsblack]

You are not that old

[slingshots]

the birth certificate begs to differ, spud

[wearsblack]

Let me see it then

[inafadingcrown]

If I am still here after such a length of time, I may not feel inclined to celebrate.

[slingshots]

yeah right b/c i drag it around everywhere
rest assured it says i hit the ground running in 2016

[slingshots]

no sweat, kidding
anyway not real sure i know enough people for the cakes 1297 candles takes

[slingshots]

usually
just humans + dwarves, no one else pulls in bday loot?

[slingshots]

you went to space b/c "nothing better to do"
not too sure on your priorities, spud

[solitaire]

You're not the first ta say that.

[fadedaway]

Mm... There's all the Transports? Do you think that might be enough?

[motioned]

well i don't know, i was just wondering!

[tragicomedienne]

Uh

dont you think this joke is going a little too far? Youre not even the first person to try it!

[Somebody's been doing her backreading.]

[frorn]

yep havent reachd 1000 yet
so ur older

[governorkang]

Some other races might. For mine, knowing our Day of Life Gift is still very rare.

[theguideless]

Theres nothing to drive or vote and why does someone need to know how old they are to drink something/?

[slingshots]

nm x2

so do you know when your birth date was?

[slingshots]

don't see why not
we could be living in space by then