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[slingshots]

i turned 1297 today
it's gonna take a lot of cake to fit that many candles

[ encrypted to tony stark; ] have you ever heard of energon?

[ all replies will be text unless noted otherwise, and the poster ID is just "robin"! ]

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[caligulas_aquarium]

dont tell me people are actually IMPRESSED by that paltry little figure

[frorn]

happy bday
that woukld actualy make u older than me

[ voice ]

[fadedaway]

Why don't you just get multiple cakes?

[slingshots]

some of them
why, how old are you?

[slingshots]

older than j frost? cool

[slingshots]

well, didn't wanna be greedy
but if anyone's offering...

[fadedaway]

It's your birthday. I don't really see the problem in that.

Oh, and uh, happy birthday!

[slingshots]

i know a guy who would
"greed makes you soft" or something

anyway thx

[slingshots]

yeah, you got the sentient robot thing in your world?

[slingshots]

not 200% my area

[slingshots]

what like
beer pong?

[caligulas_aquarium]

uh

i think its 13 human years but i been here a year already so i guess 14 noww
dunno
dont really pay attention to that
but the actual point i get that aint much but wwhat im really tryina say here is 1297 years is nothin outta my EXPECTED lifespan
so
its really not that big a deal

[showmeyourwreath]

Definitely not on my home planet. A lot of technology is forbidden, there. Robots would be more my friend's area. Technology is her thing, and she builds her own.

[slingshots]

what's your home planet?

[slingshots]

expected is preschool
all you get to brag about is what you got done

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Damnit.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

not that it matters
wwriggling days are stupid especially if youre still makin such a big deal outta them considerin your age

[slingshots]

yeah? so what's the appropriate approach to a wriggling day, you figure i should just go around telling anyone under 1297 they got nothing?

[solitaire]

Sure, if y'prefer science ta poetry. Always thought it was a bit fake, m'self.

[slingshots]

you think science is fake?

[ omg what kind of adult are you?? ]

[solitaire]

Science isn't fake. Lookin' at the stars through it would be.

_{( Who's an adult? )}

[slingshots]

but you can get maps & zoom in & see systems & stuff
i mean if their tech's any good

[ old people like you, sir ]

[solitaire]

Oui, an' I'm sure that's useful if y'want ta learn astronomy or are plannin' a trip inta space. But that's not what I like 'bout the stars.

_{( He is an old child, excuse you. )}

[slingshots]

are you telling me you'd pass up a trip into space, spud

[fadedaway]

That might be true... But I think this is different.