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[slingshots]

i turned 1297 today
it's gonna take a lot of cake to fit that many candles

[ encrypted to tony stark; ] have you ever heard of energon?

[ all replies will be text unless noted otherwise, and the poster ID is just "robin"! ]

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[slingshots]

you ever get a chance like that again just let me know
we'll swap

[inafadingcrown]

Do you have nothing to which you wish to return? A home? A family?

[slingshots]

well it'd be pretty awful
lord knights gotta have their distinguished age you know

[slingshots]

no not really
that was serious, tho
my roommate's a 5 mil y/o robot

[slingshots]

why's that?

[slingshots]

well no more snowballs at your elders, then

[slingshots]

question is, do i really wanna share w/ all the transps

[slingshots]

the only thing i miss would say something like...

Stop wishing, do something useful.


(bold so you imagine it in a real deep voice)

[inafadingcrown]

[She's smiling a little bit at that and it just might come through in her voice.]

Fair enough.

[slingshots]

what about you?

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[livinuptothename]

you don't look a day over 10

[inafadingcrown]

I have am entire realm awaiting my return- a realm in need of defense- a husband, grandchildren. There is much I have yet to do.

[slingshots]

oh you flatterer

[governorkang]

All of us that are first generation males, like myself, don't know what day we hatched. We were created for a war.

[livinuptothename]

part of my charm
drives all the ladies wild

[theguideless]

No but mMadoka helped me pick one

[tragicomedienne]

[They're serious...]

ooook (<_<)

Just your luck you ended up living with someone your senior then

[solitaire]

I think that'd be considered child endangerment. Sorry ta say.

[gevurah]

I guess going on a date with Batman around would be awkward.

[whatsupcroc]

Isn't that a drinking game?

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[kingside]

Anything more than thirty candles per cake would be ridiculous, but you'd need more than forty cakes to do it.

[And that's terrible.]

[text;] icly delayed until juuust after midnight

[pixieboots]

wonder how many wishes that counts for.

[commentboxtroll]

if your party senses were really so well-honed by age, you'd already have a cake and the candles for it.

[slingshots]

44 cakes is doable if i get started now

wow that jerk

[slingshots]

about 6
maybe 2 real big ones