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[knifenut]

[ Though considering the video is a close up of the toe of a white boot, which is tapping up and down on top of what looks like wet roof tiles, there's not much point to a video in the first place. ]

The people who brought us here have a lot of nerve asking us to fight for them without giving back in return. If they're going to take us away from our homes and demand that we fight for them, they should give us a reward for what we're doing. I don't want their useless money, I want real compensation for my time. I'm a professional, after all. Paying me to fight battles that don't involve me isn't cheap.

Comments

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[whatsupcroc]

So sit back and enjoy the view?

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[knifenut]

That's the plan.

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[whatsupcroc]

You're kind of hilarious! Okay, so Mr. Professional, this is going to be one heck of a vacation for you, right?

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[knifenut]

Shishishi. Something like that. A very short vacation.

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[whatsupcroc]

Pretty sure you'll be back home before "long" works as a descriptor?

[misplacedxsheath]

Did you decide to plug your ears when they mentioned that the United Earth is taking resources from other universes?

[knifenut]

It doesn't concern me.

[misplacedxsheath]

Even with the knowledge that your universe might well be one of the ones under threat?

[knifenut]

If they attack my universe, then I will destroy them there.

[misplacedxsheath]

The impression I received was that their method of operation is nothing remotely as obvious as a mere invasion.

[reassures]

Is that all you're worried about? Compensation?

[knifenut]

Of course. There's nothing else I really need to be worried about.

[reassures]

Not even being stuck here?

[knifenut]

Since I'll be leaving soon I don't see why I should be.

[reassures]

You're very full of yourself.

[inthejunk]

You don't look like a soldier. What kind of professional are you?

[Someone has to ask these things.]

[knifenut]

[ He says this in a weirdly happy, sing-song voice. ]

I'm an assassin.

[inthejunk]

...Oh.

[Okay, he regrets asking now. Yep.]

[knifenut]

[ Shishishishi ]

If you proof I could show you.

[inthejunk]

Dude that's definitely illegal here.

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[phaseshifts]

You'll miss out on everything fun like that.

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[knifenut]

What's fun about this?

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[phaseshifts]

Going new places and meeting new people, of course.

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[knifenut]

Unless the people can entertain me for awhile nothing sounds fun about that. I can do that back home, and the people I meet are always interesting. For awhile anyway.

[phaseshifts]

What a shortsighted way of looking at things. The people here are plenty entertaining.