4: voice

[livinuptothename]

What moron's in charge of the machine that's bringing in the new people.  It's like they decided to say the hell with trying to win this war, we're just going to keep throwing bodies at it till something works.

Anyway.  Back to normal, blah blah.  I'd apologize for what an asshole I grow up to be, but I can't really remember too much of what he did [ He's lying. ], so there's not much point.  Just be glad I'm back to my regular charming self.

[Filtered from Collette (as useless of a gesture as that may be) ]

But uh.  There's a reason for this besides the not-apology.  I don't exactly have anyone specific I can ask, because.  Well, because.  So I figured I'd just kinda throw it out there.

So, uh.  How does dating work?

I mean, I'm not a total social reject, I know how it works normally, but for like a specific girl.  And okay, the last date I went on back home didn't go too hot anyway.

[ He's just going to disconnect before he digs himself any deeper.  SMOOTH, JASON, REALLY SMOOTH. ]

Comments

[voice]

[commentboxtroll]

Just true.

She thinks catch is hilarious, so maybe a chew toy or something you can throw is best.

[voice]

[livinuptothename]

Yeah, that doesn't really surprise me.

...Figure she'd like it better if it was one of those squeaky ones?

[ He's not serious, but now he's picturing it and it is kinda hilarious. ]

[voice]

[commentboxtroll]

[ He's not, either, but somehow, somehow he wouldn't be surprised if she did like to play fetch. ]

Squeaky might work. If you can find anything that makes an even stupider sound, that'd be even better.

[voice]

[livinuptothename]

What's stupider than squeaky?

[voice]

[commentboxtroll]

Something squeaky with bells attached? Who knows, but I'm sure there's something.

[voice]

[livinuptothename]

That might be it.

Or something that talks when you squeeze it.

[voice]

[commentboxtroll]

There are things that do that?

[voice]

[livinuptothename]

Sure. They're not usually for animals, though, and some of them are pretty fucking creepy.

[voice] i knew dw had eaten a notif somewhere :|a

[commentboxtroll]

Sounds more irritating than creepy, but yeah, don't get her one of those. You'd only regret it.