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[tipsygnostalgia]

hey everyone
i have a IMPORNTANT ANNOUCNEMTN to make
that mission from the other day was a complete succsess
*success
those other teams brough back all sorts of stuff but our team brought back the reals stuff
some quality internt gold ehre check it out

[A link is attached that just plays the hamster dance song in an never ending loops, enjoy it.]

lol its so dumb
actually lmfao'd so much we got sent there to do serious shit and this is what we found
like we actually had trouble w/guards beacause i elled so hard they could hear it
sry 2 my team amtes @ that btw was my bad
we got it sorted tho
because we were awesome B)

anyway enough of that i have something more improtant 2 talk about
do you knooooow what day it almost is??
heres a hint it starts with a v and ends in -alentones day
*tines
and is in 10 days
<33<3<3<33333
what is everyone doing 4 it
got some sweet romantic plans or over the top confessions to dish out? ;)

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

aww dont say that
any person human or troll or other kind would be lucky to have u as their gf

[speakveryclearly]

Oh
Hmm
Your Opinion Makes That Slightly More Possible To Be True At Some Point I Guess

[tipsygnostalgia]

its totes true forEVER
so is there anyone
maybe someone you have the red feelins for?
or what about the pail ;) ;)
...
*pale
haha oh man
pail also works tho i guess considering the conversaiton

[speakveryclearly]

Well I Have Pretty Much Given Up Ambitions In The Left Half Of The Grid For The Time Being
There Just Doesnt Seem To Be A Match For Me Among Our Numbers
And My Pale Prospects
Have Not Really Changed Since They Last Were Discussed

I Take It Your Own Situation Is Similarly Though More Favorably Stable

[tipsygnostalgia]

what about eridan
u cant deny the uhge pale crush come on we al lknow about it
*huge
*HUUUGE

and its stable i guess
i am talking to him rn about some things

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah Well
Ive Been Thinking About Whether We Should Also Have Been Doing That After The Entire Memory Situation And
I Dont Know
I Might Finally Be Able To Act As "A Proper Pale Friend" To Him As You Would Say
But Really Harboring Unrequited Feelings For This Long When There Are Only The Slightest Of Signs They Could Ever Be Returned Is Kind Of Stupid Isnt It
Why Go To So Much Effort To Win The Unattainable Affections Of Someone Who Has So Thoroughly Attempted To Alienate Himself From Me
Maybe He Genuinely Doesnt Want Me Around
Even Though He Has Been Happy Enough With My Company At Numerous Incidental Junctures

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
do you think he knows
i mean sometimes he can be a bit
oblivious
about thiings
thers nothigh stupid bout it though you cant help how you eel about people
and if you dont ask you will never know

[speakveryclearly]

I Am Pretty Sure He Is Not If Utterly Oblivious To The Matter Then At Least Apathetic
You May Know How He Is About Conciliatory Romance By Now
However In The Past Hes Addressed Me With A Variety Of Epiphets
Insisted He Doesnt Want So Much As My Acquaintance
And More
Considering The Holy Nature Of His Powers Im Not Sure He Wouldnt Just Try To Kill Me With Fire Should I Say Something Particularly Audacious

Do You Know If Hes At Least Come To Terms With Being A Wizard Now

[tipsygnostalgia]

i still think u should try
if its really what you want
but if it idsnt then...
i dont know!
i am not a quadrant expert am i so i dnt know what happens in these situations
but one thing is true for all types of loves and that is
girl
dont be a tightass and keept it a secret
else after to long you will forget and it will just remain a secret for ever
ok that made more sense in my head before i typed it
point is
on a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a thing u have here

She really is that icon's Jane RN

[speakveryclearly]

Honestly
I Am Probably Pushing The Boundaries Of A Nine
There Is This Concept We Have Called Troll Serendipity
That There Are Pairs Or Triads Of Trolls In All The Quadrants Who Are Just Meant To Be Together
And You Can Tell By Both Personal Reaction And The General Fashion In Which Circumstances Conspire To Bring You Together
And The Circumstances Certainly Have Been Conspiring
But
I Dont Think Hes Really Getting The Same Psychological Memo
If He Is Then He Is Shredding It

What I Know For Sure Is That Im Not Forgetting Any Time Soon

its john but yes she is

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh shit we r up to defcon 9 already
thats it
there is no way you cannot tell him
cmon you will feel loads better if you do

Y e p still stands

[speakveryclearly]

Dont Higher Defcon Numbers Actually Denote Lower Significance
I Really Just Think This Is Not A Good Idea

:P

[tipsygnostalgia]

idk
but my defcon goes up so 9 is way the fuck up there
and maybe it isnt but so what
i mean everyone says that everything 2 do w eridan is not a good idea dont they
and i think its fine

((////))

[speakveryclearly]

That Is A Very Good Point Roxy
Ok
I Promise To Seriously Consider This Course Of Action As The Holiday Approaches

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes
go consinder it then tell me when u r ready to go throught with it

[speakveryclearly]

You Should Be Aware That "Consider" Here Mostly Means "Dream About And Then Replace With A More Passive Gesture"

[tipsygnostalgia]

le sigh
sigh a long sigh im letting out at u right now

[speakveryclearly]

Its Not Easy Courting Someone Convinced Hes A Corpse
And Because Of Your Clone At That

[tipsygnostalgia]

cant say i have ever been in that problem

[speakveryclearly]

[So a little less than an hour later this has happened and then this message gets sent]

Okay
Im Sorry For Going Idle For Some Time
But I Have Good Reason
I Will Have You Know
That
I Have Officially Made It Into


The Platonic Friend Zone
This Is A Great Place And It Has Been Exhausting Work Getting Here And I Dont Think Any Parties Involved Are Particularly Prepared To Go Anywhere Else For Days If Not Weeks Or Even Months
Oh Well

[tipsygnostalgia]

are you saying that you two are finally friends?
platonic friend zone high five
dont stay there too long tho if your still trying out for that non platonic platonic friend zone

[speakveryclearly]

Yes We Are Finally Properly Mutually Acknowledged Friends

Dont Worry Too Much About That
Im Still Going To Shove That Troll Into An Incredibly Comforting Pile Of Things At The Earliest
Opportunity

[tipsygnostalgia]

yay
im so glad everyones finally getting along and such
<3

[speakveryclearly]

And All It Took Was Two Missions Accompanied By Severe Memory Loss

[tipsygnostalgia]

what a small price huh
wasnt very hard at all!!
lol