005 - Text

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey everyone
i have a IMPORNTANT ANNOUCNEMTN to make
that mission from the other day was a complete succsess
*success
those other teams brough back all sorts of stuff but our team brought back the reals stuff
some quality internt gold ehre check it out

[A link is attached that just plays the hamster dance song in an never ending loops, enjoy it.]

lol its so dumb
actually lmfao'd so much we got sent there to do serious shit and this is what we found
like we actually had trouble w/guards beacause i elled so hard they could hear it
sry 2 my team amtes @ that btw was my bad
we got it sorted tho
because we were awesome B)

anyway enough of that i have something more improtant 2 talk about
do you knooooow what day it almost is??
heres a hint it starts with a v and ends in -alentones day
*tines
and is in 10 days
<33<3<3<33333
what is everyone doing 4 it
got some sweet romantic plans or over the top confessions to dish out? ;)

Comments

[whomheloved]

i know!
they go on and on!

hi :33 (there, does that help?)
no, this isn't nepeta
but it's good to hear that you know her!
i'm disciple
i'm...well, her ancestor, sort of
i don't know if you know about troll ancestors
i mean, i hardly did before all this

[tipsygnostalgia]

:3!!!
actually that does make snese
&sense
**
i know ALL about the trolls ancestors
i had one too!
not a troll a human obviously
then it turned otu she wasnt my ancestor but i was sort of hers?
neway
hi ;D
im roxy

[whomheloved]

really??
how interesting!
i didn't know humans had those

hello roxy :33
it's nice to m33t you!

[tipsygnostalgia]

not many do
well it was just 2 of us really
but we dont have to talk about that lets talk about u instead
so whats ur name
i told you mine now you have to share too

[whomheloved]

okay, we can do that :33
i did tell you, though!
well, i suppose it was my title rather, but it's the same thing
it's disciple :33

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
i forgot adutl trolls did that title thing sry
disciple tho thats cool
so do you like cats too plz say yes

[whomheloved]

it's okay!
it makes a change that someone knows about us at all
even the younger trolls here hardly s33m to ://
most of them are terrified of me and i don't know what to do about it :((

but yes! oh yes, i love them :33
kitties are absolutely the best

[tipsygnostalgia]

hell fing yes cats r the superior animall txt it

well i never knew any adult trolls
just the batterwitch
an i hate that hag
but u seem ok im sure they will come round
:3

[whomheloved]

h33h33 yes they most certainly are :33

batterwitch?
i don't think i've ever heard of someone by that title
and yes, i hope so :((
i really do want to get to know them

[tipsygnostalgia]

she was your empress
thats just what we called her coz of the cake baking
well i will be your fiend ;o
*friend
then maybe they will see that youre nice and stop being too scared to talk to you
i think thats maybe why i mean they r used to not having any adults around right

[whomheloved]

the condesce?!
you KNEW her?
oh, i'm so sorry DD:

i would very much like to be friends with you :33
and yes, perhaps it would help
that's true...
though it's strange to think of alternia with no adults on it at all

[tipsygnostalgia]

sort of
she came to earth and killed all the humans so it was just me and my friend?
but thats a lame story and a total mood killer so
lets not tlak about her!

so did you grow up on a differnt anternia then or something
*alternia sry
and are you the only adult here?

[whomheloved]

DD:
oh light
why. why can't she let a single civilization alone and in peace
i am so sorry, roxy

no, it's not a different one
it's the same, except apparently i lived on it thousands of sw33ps before the younger trolls here did
not exactly...there's one more

[tipsygnostalgia]

because
she is a geocidal old hag
whose cakes taste like SHIT

oh so its like a timetravel deal then
thats sort of cool !

[whomheloved]

now that we can certainly agr33 on!

i guess so?
they s33m to specialize somewhat in time travel here
although thousands of years does f33l a bit ridiculous
still, i'm glad for some of the people i've b33n lucky enough to m33t

[tipsygnostalgia]

well
if it means anything u r the coolest adult troll i know
even if its the only one who isnt the empress

[whomheloved]

h33h33
that's very kind of you

[tipsygnostalgia]

B)