text; forward dated to 4am

[whatsupcroc]

Two truths and a lie used to be big with my friends. You say three "facts" about you or things you've done or seen. People try to pick one out as a lie, and then it's their turn to do the same thing. For example:

1. I've been crocodile wrestling.
2. I once flunked a vocabulary test because I forgot to put my name on the top.
3. I crashed a dune buggy when I was twelve and despite totaling the dune buggy, the worst I ended up with was a badly scraped up elbow.

Anyone up and around for a game?

Comments

[whatsupcroc]

That's really nice of you to say, Sollux! Though of course it makes me want to ask who the other two are, in your opinion.

Good luck, you know? I'm really hoping it all works out.

[biwinning]

roxy lalonde and jeriicho.
everyone el2e ii2 dumb.

and iit probably won't.
ii'm goiing two lo2e my teeth 2oon.

[whatsupcroc]

So... how do you feel about dentures?

[biwinning]

they'll grow back.

[whatsupcroc]

Your teeth completely grow back? Just like that? That's so cool!

[biwinning]

yeah.
we'd be pretty 2hiitty predator2 iif we diidn't ju2t regrow our teeth back.

[whatsupcroc]

That's like shark levels of awesome here! Do you have rows behind what you've got now, or is it they just grow back super-fast?

[biwinning]

uh.
ii don't know.
the latter ii thiink?

[whatsupcroc]

As much as I don't look forward to the probably face punching that will cause the loss of your teeth I'm going to admit I'm kind of morbidly curious to know how long it'll be before you're back at top form.

[biwinning]

iif by top form you mean lii2piing liike a moron then yeah top form.
approxiimately 1/3rd a 2ea2on.

[whatsupcroc]

You don't sound like a moron. You need to say some pretty stupid and insensitive stuff to pull that off! Lisping's not so bad.

( she's heard far worse. he can talk -- that's a gift, really. quirks of genetics can give far more inhibitive gifts. )

How long would that be here in Exsilium?

[biwinning]

no ii do that all the tiime anyway.

ii'd 2ay.
a ...month?
or two.

[whatsupcroc]

That's not so bad... I was thinking it'd take longer. Still, be careful? Even if it's cool you can grow all that back and stuff, getting punched that hard really bites!