text; forward dated to 4am

[whatsupcroc]

Two truths and a lie used to be big with my friends. You say three "facts" about you or things you've done or seen. People try to pick one out as a lie, and then it's their turn to do the same thing. For example:

1. I've been crocodile wrestling.
2. I once flunked a vocabulary test because I forgot to put my name on the top.
3. I crashed a dune buggy when I was twelve and despite totaling the dune buggy, the worst I ended up with was a badly scraped up elbow.

Anyone up and around for a game?

Comments

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[bratworth]

Why are you awake?

[ He refuses to play your games!! ]

[whatsupcroc]

( Play already Big Red, you know you want to! )

1. I have no curfew here that I don't give myself!
2. Thoughts keep me awake at night sometimes like anyone else.
3. Someone rigged my bed with a pea under the mattress!

[bratworth]

[ No! And he has to go back and read the original broadcast again to even understand what Collette's on about. ]

So you can't sleep.

[whatsupcroc]

Put simply, yep! What's your excuse?

[bratworth]

I'm an early riser.

[ An also a liar. ]

[whatsupcroc]

I'd buy that at 5AM mister, not right now!

[bratworth]

Very early.

[whatsupcroc]

Own up you just couldn't sleep, huh?

[bratworth]

I'm usually up at this time.

[whatsupcroc]

Is this some weird thing on your world? Maya says the same thing!

[bratworth]

About me, or herself?

[whatsupcroc]

Herself!

I'm worried about you.

[bratworth]

[ While he's glad that Maya hasn't yet adopted her sister's tendency to obsessively stalk timestamps, this current issue still needs to be addressed. ]

There's no need for that.

[whatsupcroc]

You keep saying need like everything 'needs' to be nice and easy to understand. Though I am so not saying I want to worry, I still get concerned! When do you hit the hay at night?

[bratworth]

I'm a grown man; I don't need a bedtime.

[whatsupcroc]

Grown men need 8 hours of sleep a night. That's scientific fact!

[bratworth]

I'm certain that number's closer to six.

[whatsupcroc]

6 to 8, 8 being recommended. Especially since you're not done growing, mister!

[bratworth]

What do you mean, I'm not 'done growing'?

[whatsupcroc]

Are you 26 yet?

[bratworth]

Hardly, but that's beside the point.

[whatsupcroc]

Not when it comes to human growth! You're not done until you're 26. Also scientific fact!

[bratworth]

How come I haven't heard that before?

[whatsupcroc]

Because it has nothing to do with legal law, just science. You're a lawyer, not a doctor, and definitely not a biologist!

[bratworth]

And you are?