[video] backdated just a biiiiit

[no_objections]

[+1 to the late-to-the-event party but THAT'S OKAY this blonde teenaged militarily-dressed lady doesn't have much to say, but it is undoubtedly important. In fact, how this important factoid seems to have slipped by everyone's minds seems to utterly boggle her.]

I'll make this quick since I wouldn't want anyone to waste my time.

[Yes all this... time-travel business was jarring and important but this is unacceptable. She crosses her arms.]

Why are there so many dragons here?

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[have_hat_will_travel]

Just remember, the shiny-skinned ones are usually good.

Unless they're bad ones in disguise.

... That doesn't sound good.

[no_objections]

What?

[have_hat_will_travel]

T-that's the rule for dragons, isn't it?

[no_objections]

There's no rule for dragons, unless it involves putting a bullet in their head.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... But aren't half of them good?

I mean half are followers of Bahamut, the other half Tiamat, if I'm remembering right...

[no_objections]

[What. What. What do those names even meeeeaaaan.]

I haven't met a good one yet.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Well, it is true that an adventurer is more likely on average to encounter Chromatic dragons than Metallics, just because you're more likely to invade the cave of an evil one, but...

[no_objections]

[No seriously what even...]

But...?

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Dragons have the best treasure!

[no_objections]

Doubtful. The only ones I've ever met were murderous savages.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Where I'm from, they're the grand plotters and schemers. Even the good ones are pretty dangerous...