[video] backdated just a biiiiit

[no_objections]

[+1 to the late-to-the-event party but THAT'S OKAY this blonde teenaged militarily-dressed lady doesn't have much to say, but it is undoubtedly important. In fact, how this important factoid seems to have slipped by everyone's minds seems to utterly boggle her.]

I'll make this quick since I wouldn't want anyone to waste my time.

[Yes all this... time-travel business was jarring and important but this is unacceptable. She crosses her arms.]

Why are there so many dragons here?

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[nanite]

I'm pretty sure at least one of them can talk.

[no_objections]

So? I can talk. You can talk.

[nanite]

Yeah, exactly. We're not monsters. Talking things aren't monsters.

[no_objections]

Just because a monster can talk doesn't mean it'll say anything nice.

[nanite]

You're kind of an angry person.

[no_objections]

You're kind of a nosy boy. What's your name? How old are you?

[nanite]

Tony Stark. [ Puffed up chest because that's important, he knows his name makes him important. As for the age, he also knows it's good to lie about it to people you don't know. ] Ten.

[no_objections]

[Samus is none the wiser guessing a specific number, having grown up tragically in lack of fellow children but with crazy old alien space birds. Tony and his puffed out chest is a boy of ten, then.]

Alright, Tony.

[Pointing a finger at the screen.]

Talking monster comes up and tries to eat you. How do you handle it?

[nanite]

I'd probably scream and run away, but that doesn't mean anything because it's apparently trying to eat me and I'm not stupid and not running away would be really stupid.