thebluepawn: (We are technological lawyers.)
Phoenix Wright ([personal profile] thebluepawn) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-01-26 03:19 am

video.

All right. I think I get the general idea of what's going on. There's some sort of war going on, and a bunch of people got pulled in here to help fight it by... going back in time and fixing things to get rid of the enemy this place is fighting right now?

... I guess that makes sense.

(No it doesn't. This is unbelievable. It sounds good for a movie plot but it can't be real life. I never signed up for this...)

Anyway, this is like a webcam, right? I don't know how many people can actually see this, but -- er -- my name is Phoenix Wright. I'm a lawyer. [It totally matters here. It makes him slightly more comfortable now that that's out of his mouth. Yes! He is a lawyer, everyone. He scratches the back of his head for a second.]

Does anyone know a girl named Maya? She's about this tall [he steps back from the table he set the tablet on to demonstrate "really short"] and wears purple robes and her hair looks like this. [an interesting demonstration of a topknot.] If anyone knows her, please tell her I'm looking for her.

Or if you see this, Maya! Tell me where you are and I'll come get you!

(Please respond, Maya, please be able to figure out how to use this thing!)
acemedium: The fact that this is coming from Maya makes it even sadder (You fail at life Nick)

1/3

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-01-28 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Geez, Nick, quit being such a fuddy-duddy! I'm the same place I've been for the last--
acemedium: (I don't even)

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-01-28 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait. Wait]

...Nick?
acemedium: (What is this I don't even)

I lied it's longer

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-01-28 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
N-Nick.... don't tell me...!
acemedium: BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF THIS SERIES (There's walking in AAI?!)

done

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-01-28 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
....You finally shaved!
acemedium: (gaydar readings over 9000 etc etc)

1/2

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-01-31 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You know where my room is! Why are you freaking out?
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

2/3 i'm a liar it is me

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-01-31 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen you shave since I got here! And you're always wearing that--
acemedium: (Default)

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-01-31 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaah! Nick! You're back in your suit! You're back in your suit!
acemedium: The fact that this is coming from Maya makes it even sadder (You fail at life Nick)

1/?

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-02-01 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't you know? Nick, you're ac.... [Wait a minute. He didn't recognize this place. He didn't look gross and old like usual.]
acemedium: (forgot who was phone WHERE WAS BURGER??)

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-02-01 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[.....]
acemedium: maya's so shocked her outfit magically changed (SURPRAIZ HIDEOUS UNIFORM)

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-02-01 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
[....!]

[More timeline stuff! It had to be! This was... normal Nick? It was normal Nick!!]
acemedium: this isn't awkward at all (so about that Steel Samurai por-- I mean)

done!

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-02-01 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
A-Ah, sorry about that! I-I got a little mixed up!

Um, where are you? I-I can come find you.
acemedium: even more canon than Maya/Nick's wallet (Nick/toilets is canon)

-> action?

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-02-05 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hopeless as usual....

Alright, Nick, sit tight! I'll be there before you can flash your badge!
acemedium: I got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

action!

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-02-10 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Several opportunities for badge flashing later, she's popping up, a little winded.]

Niiiiick! Niiick, I'm here! Are you ready?
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

action!

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-02-16 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ready for me! You know, your partner, your trusty sidekick!

Come on, Nick, keep up. [But she does look happy to see him in turn]
acemedium: do it. bitch. (I'M CUTE SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON ME)

action!

[personal profile] acemedium 2013-02-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
How about burgers? I've got a lot to explain, you know, and I can't just do it on an empty stomach!

Yeah, you were really freaking out.

action!

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