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[ Flashes of video input— the corner of a walls, floors, a swath of blue clothing, with a frantic, tapping accompaniment. Someone doesn't know how these things work. But the confusion settles and the video feed cuts out.]
This isn't how I was expecting my kidnapping to go. I don't think you've thought this out at all. I mean, where's the ransom note? I don't like to brag, [cough cough] but I could fetch a good sum.
If you wanted to do this right, you'd chop off my little finger and seal it in a letter to my father. "We have the Latkje heir, please send one million potch." That's how you do a proper kidnapping.
Don't worry, I promise to be very uncooperative.
This isn't how I was expecting my kidnapping to go. I don't think you've thought this out at all. I mean, where's the ransom note? I don't like to brag, [cough cough] but I could fetch a good sum.
If you wanted to do this right, you'd chop off my little finger and seal it in a letter to my father. "We have the Latkje heir, please send one million potch." That's how you do a proper kidnapping.
Don't worry, I promise to be very uncooperative.
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