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[ino]

[On the feed, you can see a pretty blonde girl staring at the screen. She's brushing her long hair with one hand, reaching to poke around on the screen with the other.

Finally, she lets out a little sigh, and mutters:]

Same shit, different day, I guess.

[She'll finally look directly into the camera, now, and put on a bit of a smile as she continues brushing her hair.]

So, it looks like I'm one of the few people whose age didn't get screwed around with. Anyone else out there?

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[inthejunk]

[Oh, hello.]

I am. I've always been this age.

Or since my last birthday, anyway. In June.

[ino]

[a little bit of a smirk. are you always this articulate, yosuke? she'll tuck her bangs back behind her ear before she speaks]

Well, looks like there's more of us than I thought.

[inthejunk]

[Mostly just around cute girls...]

There must be, right? Otherwise things would probably be a lot crazier around here right now.

[ino]

Probably. Still, just walking around outside makes me feel like I walked into Academy. There's a lot of kids running around.

[inthejunk]

Is that new? Most places have kids, right?

[Maybe not on retainer as time war soldiers, though. Give him a sec to let that sink in.]

Actually, that could be a problem.

[ino]

There we go. Yeah, it's a big problem. If we're supposed to be some sort of military or united force, having a bunch of little kids fighting for us might not be the best idea.

[inthejunk]

Well we definitely can't let them fight! That's crazy. I mean, the only fighting I've done was when...it's going to sound weird but there were zombies...uh. Anyway, the point is that it wouldn't work. When I was a kid I wouldn't even eat my breakfast unless someone made me do it, forget about strategic holds.

[ino]

Obviously.

Don't worry, I know all about zombies, it's not that weird. But I think it's a good idea to make sure every kid has someone to protect them.

[inthejunk]

I was afraid someone would say that.

[ino]

You don't like kids?

[inthejunk]

It's not that! I definitely want kids someday.

[Woah. Not the question. Crap.]

Uh. I mean, it's just...what if they can fly it something? I can't fly. How am I supposed to protect a kid who can fly?

[ino]

[stares.]

Then give that kid to someone who can, and find a kid that can't?

[inthejunk]

...Yeah, I guess that could work.

[You're totally smart for a hot blonde, miss.]